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Текст песни:
[Eminem]
Hey yo dawg
I got some shit on my motherfuckin chest that
I need to get off cause, if I don′t
I′ma fuckin explode, or somethin
Now look - this is a story about
some little fuckin girls that I know
It goes like this..
It′s so easy for me to make enemies any more it′s sickening
People are lookin for an excuse to jump on my shitlist
Stickin their noses in shit that isn′t none of theirbusiness
I never asked, cared, gave a fuck, or wanted opinions
Now I′m in the position that, I don′t wanna be in - shit
I never had no beef with your corny son of a bitches
But now the shit is broke and you can′t do nothin to fix it
So I′m tellin you right now - motherFUCK a Limp Bizkit
Now I′ma be real, B-Real was real
He ain′t say shit the whole time me and Whitey was beefin;
see he chilled
He was cool with the whole situation and kept it neutral
I′d have never involved my crew if it wasn′t for Pupils
Peoples, whatever your backpackin cypherin name is
Had I not opened a magazine and seen what you sayin and
I′da never involved you, but you had to add your twopennies
Now I gotta go grab my shitlist and add some new enemies
Hit the studio and I′ll admit, I had a few in me
Fuck it, I roasted you, I ain′t mad at you any
But let it be known that song was never released, it leaked
I′da never gave you that much attention intentionally
Then I look on the TV, now look who′s mentionin me
That little fuckin weasel, DJ Lethal, on MTV
After I gave you props in that song, you on national TV
Talkin bout Everlast is gonna whip my ass when he sees me?
Come on dawg, you was supposed to be on that song
Talkin bout how bad you hate him, now you all on his thong?
What′s wrong? You scared, and Fred, you said you was dissinhim too
I shoulda knew better than to listen to you
You fuckin sissy, up on stage, screamin how people hate you
They don′t hate you
They just think you′re corny since Christina played you
And I dare you motherfuckers to try to diss me back
That′s a sissy act, and don′t call me kissin my ass
Cause I swear to God this ain′t just a song I′m tryin topre-warn you
Lethal when I fuckin see you dawg I′m swingin on you!
Motherfuckers must think cause I′m in trouble with the law
that I won′t jaw ′em, up my sentence and double it tomorrow
[Chorus]
Y′all some - girrrrls - y′all are some god damn girls
Why do you act this way? - Why do you act this way huh?
Why do y′all act like fuckin sissies you pussies
keep talkin shit behind my back you just some bitches forthat
And we all kno wwww - we all know, hah
How fuckin cowards rollll - "keep rollin rollin rollin"
In fuckin Bentley′s and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow do wwwn
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[Eminem]
Now I don′t ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involvedin my beefs
I′m a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don′t wanna be in ′em all I ask
is that you don′t open your mouth with an opinion
and I won′t put you in ′em
Cuz I don′t ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involvedin my beefs
I′m a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don′t wanna be in ′em all I ask
is that you don′t open your mouth with an opinion
and I won′t put you in ′em
Now see if you diss me and I respond, the beef is on
But if I help you sell one record
and I see you at a show, I′ll strip you naked
See I was smart, I came back and scooped up my friends
Now I got five dawgs that′ll die for me like I′ll die forthem
I′ll fight for them, swing or shoot like I fight for Kim
All of ′em been with me through this fucked up life that I′min
That goes for all of my dogs, from Royce to Dre
From Xzibit to Mel-Man, ′til I′m hoist away
in my coffin I′ll never soften no matter how often I′mtested
I′ll never give a fuck, I won′t never be interested
Love me or hate me as much as Fred wants to be hated
I will solemnly stand by every statement I stated
This shit that I been through my pencil never could pencil
But I will never be this gullible ever again though (nope)
Next time I′ll know when someone′s copyin off me
I′m not bein cocky, I just know when somebody′s mockin me
I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger (hey!)
I say "Fuck Christina" he says "Fuck Christina" but meaner
So from doin a song with Method to beggin to get accepted
I′m peggin Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached hishead with
And as for Lethal, don′t forget what I said
I′m fuckin you up punk, you′re dead! Don′t think that I′mplayin
And fuck BIZKIT! Cause I know you′re sayin fuck D-12
Only not to our face, under your breath, to yourselves
[Chorus]
You little - girrrrls - motherfuckin females
Why do you act this way? - Why do y′all act this way huh?
Why do y′all act like fuckin sissies you pussies
keep talkin shit behind my back you just some bitches forthat
And we all kno wwww - now we all know the truth
How fuckin cowards rollll - "keep rollin rollin rollin"
In-fuckin-dent me′s and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow do wwwn
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[Eminem]
Now I don′t ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involvedin my beefs
I′m a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don′t wanna be in ′em all I ask
is that you don′t open your mouth with an opinion
and I won′t put you in ′em
Cuz I don′t ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involvedin my beefs
I′m a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don′t wanna be in ′em all I ask
is that you don′t open your mouth with an opinion
and I won′t put you in it
And that′s it, that′s all there is to it dawg
If you didn′t wanna do the fuckin song
don′t say you′re down with doin the fuckin song
and then back out at the last minute
And then go on motherfuckin MTV talkin about
Everlast can whip my motherfuckin ass
If you′re scared of Whitey Ford dog
just say you′re scared of Whitey Ford, that′s it
That′s all you had to fuckin say, I wouldn′ta said shit
I woulda backed off, did the motherfuckin song myself
and not put you motherfuckers in it, that′s all
Now I ain′t even on no rap shit no more
I′m on some fuckin-you-up shit when I see you
And I will see you too; oh, and by the way Fred
That wasn′t an accident
I didn′t mean to give you a play at the Music Awards
Haha..
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
was i born to lose
c′mon muthafucker pick and chose
between win or lose
baby shoes, high-heeled shoes
interviews, or kangaroos
skatin down fuckin avenues
wit you bag full of barbecues
and suddenly i blow a fuse
god she said i look like a porcupine
would it be better if i took a hike with frankenstein
maybe i′ll start thinking of giving my bike to palestine
meet my friend brit
she get real pissed off when muthafuckers ain′t feelin her shit
she′ll make you bleed if you fuck around with her per fit
you see her walkin round, clit ring and all, talkin your skit
k that′s enuff for one verse
i don′t think i cud′ve done no worse
so let me give you one of those that i put real well, gun curse
(chorus)that′s part of my story, if you wanna be firm
brit′ll put it down your pants, yea the earthworm
don′t wanna be sorry, don′t eat the bad germ
if you do, just drink the pachiderm
can my songs really make you get up and dance
well if they can, stay seated and take you cup to france
i think that bitch still wants that fuckin poppin chance
think of 50, dre, and eminem
they all battled and got succes and fame
fuck benzino
he called my man slim a feminem, see now
i never really had much ′pac influence
me had m.mathers and used it awful fluent
part of my life i was taught in fight and anger
my people won′t let me hide my middle finder
but everyday i teach the good things to my little sista′s
they only 2,3 years younger than me
but still need my help to be succesful in life, you see
and you really shud be givin that punch rite to me
(chorus)
you think i′m violent
well think again, if you want i′ll let you alone in the silent
with my shit and weed i get high and thow a fit to anyone that gets close to my hand
my parents announced they were gonna get a divorce
it just became a lot worse
the whole opposite of me doin a verse
with a bunny or a horse
infact, what i had i′ll never get it back
i′ll always have this sick mind in me
but what the fuck, just let my shit be
there′s a bug walkin ′long my ceilin
i ain′t really fellin
yea that or this muthafuckin beatin
(chorus)
i luv ya′ll
fuck me
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Marshall, sounds like an SOS...
Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you′re fuckin′ right...
To the rapmobile, let′s go...
{Marshall, Marshall}, bitches and gentlemen, it′s showtime, hurry hurry, step right up,
introducing the star of our show, his name is, {Marshall}, you wouldn′t want to be anywhere else
in the world right now, so without further ado, I bring to you, {Marshall}...
You ′bout to witness hip-hop in it′s most purest, more rawest form, flow almost flawless, most
hardest, most honest known artist, chip off the old block, but ol′ Doc is, {back}, looks like
Batman brought his own Robin, oh God, Sadam′s got his own Laden, with his own private plane, his
own pilot, set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges, oranges, peach, pears, plums,
syringes, {vnn vnn}, yeah here I come, i′m inches, away from you, dear fear none, hip-hop is in
a state of 911, so...
[CHORUS]
Let′s get down to business, I don′t got no time to play around, what is this, must be a circus
in town, let′s shut the shit down on these clowns, can I get a witness, {hell yeah}, let′s get
down to business, I don′t got no time to play around, what is this, must be a circus in town,
let′s shut the shit down on these clowns, can I get a witness, {hell yeah}...
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles, gee willikers Dre, holy bat syllables, look at
all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when i′m gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals,
so skip to your lou while I do what I do best, you ain′t even impressed no more, you′re used to
it, flows too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit, the
most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all
so much, they make it all up, there′s no such thing, like a female with good looks, who cooks
and cleans, it just means so much more to so much more people when you′re rappin′ and you know
what for, the show must go on, so i′d like to welcome y′all to Marshall and Andre′s carnival,
c′mon now...
[CHORUS]
It′s just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends, why panic, you already know who′s
fully capable, the two capped heroes, dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero, you can
even call collect, the most feared duet, since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette, and
never even see me blink or get to bustin′ a sweat, people steppin′ over people just to rush to
the set, just to get to see an emcee who breathes so freely, ease over these beat′s and be so
breezy, Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can one Chandra be so Levy, turn on these beats,
emcee′s don′t see me, believe me BET and MTV are gonna grieve, when we leave, dog fo′ sheezy,
can′t leave rap alone, the game needs me, ′till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into
the mountains, nothin′ but clowns down here, but we ain′t fuckin around round here, yo′ Dre,
what up, can I get a hell, hell yeah, now...
[CHORUS]
So there you have it folks, {Marshall}, has come to save the day, back with his friend Andre,
and to remind you that bullshit does not pay, because, {Marshall}, and Andre are here to stay
and never go away until our dying day until we′re old and grey, {Marshall}, so until next time
friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel, good night everyone, thank you for coming, your
host for the evening, {Marshall}, oh, ha...
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
"Morning, Marshall."
"Morning, doc."
"So we′re discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C′mon, Marshall, you′re a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do
this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don′t, you don′t."
"Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don′t absolutely have to go to meetings and it′s not like like a requirement that
they fit into your shedule, we know you′re a busy person."
"But I thought variety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being
able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There′s a lot of them, aren′t there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don′t even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a
situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted
to?"
"Take a drink."
"What?"
"Take a drink and y′know, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that′s gonna lead me
to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the fuck!?"
"Marhsall, what′s the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can′t leave
me, you′ll never leave me, Marshall. We′ll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?
"No, no, no, no, NO!"
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
[Eminem]
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I′m Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name′s hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can′t stop
You gotta make em fear you ′fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I′ma come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I′m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I′m your friend, when you need a minithin
(I′m Slim Shady..) I′m Shady!!
[Eminem]
I like happy things, I′m really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don′t want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven′t even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I′m the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I′ll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I′m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I′m your friend, when you need a minithin
(I′m Slim Shady..) I′m Shady!!
[Eminem]
Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don′t like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That′s my shit!)
People don′t buy shit no more they just dub it
That′s why I′m still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
so fuck it, I′ve got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y′all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I′m playin when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don′t do speed
Don′t do crack (uh-uhh) don′t do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don′t do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama′s not dead (uh-uhh) she′s still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don′t have herpes, my dick′s just itchin
It′s not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don′t know yet, I′m too scared to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I′m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I′m your friend, when you need a minithin
(I′m Slim Shady..) I′m Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y′all didn′t wanna believe me!
I′m Shady!!
.. And that′s my name
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Ya look
If i were to rap about the crap that′s out
That′s the route you probably want me to take
Cuz your just dyeing to know what i think
And my take on some other rappers
If i was to say somethin bout′ paul wall
You′d probably crap in your pants cuz im white and he′s white
So he′s like my competition i mean right
nope, paul wall is dope and so′s bubba
But, but, But....
But i don′t compete wit nobody
I just go hard do the rope a dope ali shuffle
And dance around my opponents do donuts
Sometimes i play possom like I′m asleep it′s awesome!
I′m like a sleeping giant and when i awake I′m like dre
I just jump from outta no where and bite prey
And sink my teeth in and fill em′ fulla poison
And make a noise like a snake before i kill em′
And let em′ know i just don′t feel em′
And smack em′ with the backward E the′ eminem emblem
I was taught if your gonna murder somebody you should face em′
Tell em′ why look em′ dead in the eye then waste em′
And the dark shall emerge from the firey depths of hell
And swallow the shallow the hallow who dwell
In the shadows of all who are willing to sell there souls
For this rap game and it ga ga goes.......
123 check,check 123, check 123
That aint the hook now follow me
There′s nothing else for me to say
My public adores me!
Everybody bores me they just so corny
So at night before i sleep i look in the mirror
The mirror glows lips and it whispers come nearer
( Hook )
My darling, I don′t ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if i can not have you then no one can your my darling
Cuz i posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body
And i don′t want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if i can not have you then no one can your my darling
Cuz i posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body
( Verse )
Shady i know your in there some where come here
Talk too me sit here pull up a chair why don′t you cut your hair hahaha
Dye it back come on try it
Ahhhh No i told you leave me the fuck alone will you!
But I′m here to re-build you
But i already killed you!
But shady we were meant for each other!
Think about your mother!
Yeah so what of her ?
Think about what she did to you and your little brother!
All them foster homes!
Fuck you motherfucker! i had you beat!
No i was playin possom remember i let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time your souls mine im taking it back!
You fucking bitch! why ?
Because i love you look a little closer... Isn′t that us on that poster ?
( Hook )
My darling, I don′t ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if i can not have you then no one can your my darling
Cuz i posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body
And i don′t want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if i can not have you then no one can your my darling
Cuz i posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body
( Verse )
Shady listen ( SHADY ) you hear that ?
They screamin for you i can bring you career back!
But i don′t want it back, Yes you!, No i don′t!
Yes you do your gonna regret it later, No i wont!
I′ma get dre on the phone I′ll just call the doctor
Go ahead i already talk to.. dre yesterday
Well i got him on the phone right now ( Slim? )
Your lying ( Yo Slim? ) how ? Why now ?
What up dre ?
Check this out slim i gotta talk to you
I dunno it just seems like ever since you got off your
Drugs you became alot softer!
But Dre! all shady is, is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka!
Well just think about slim I′m here!
Just hit me back and let me know what′s up ?
Fuck this mirror! Ahhhh!
I′m not in the mirror I′m inside you let me guide you!
Fuck you! Die you son-of-a-bitch!
Put the gun down! Bye bye!
(*gunshots* )
Ok im still alive! So am i too! you cant kill a spirit even if you tried too
You sold your soul to me need i remind you ?
You remember that night you
Prayed to god you′d give anything to get a record deal well dre signed you!
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall right boo?
Look at this house! look at these cars! I′m so nice ooooh!
Oh but you didn′t know that fame has a price too ?
That your just now seeing the downside too!
Lose your best friend from high school your wife too!
Aint even sure if your kids like you!
Come off tour cant even sleep at night without night-quill
Think of the Valium addicts start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall? WHAT!
No ones gonna love you like i do!
( Hook )
My darling, I don′t ever want you to leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if i can not have you then no one can your my darling
Cuz i posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body
And i don′t want you too ever leave me my darling
You and me were meant to be together my darling
And if i can not have you then no one can your my darling
Cuz i posses your soul, Your mind, Your heart and your body
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Once you call my name out things will never be the same
They shoulda never let us get our foot in this game
Ever since I was introduced to rap music
I been missin a screw like Bishop in Juice, I could lose it
at any moment, those who know me know it
So they probably told to go with the flow, just so that
I don′t explode and, have another episode
where I let it go as far as the one with Benzino did {*gun cocks*}
I′m waitin for that next beef, I′m cocked locked and loaded
I′m ready to go so bad
I′m goin bananas, my dick′s so hard Anna Nicole could
use it to fuckin pole-vault with
Oh shit! I mean when she was still bloated
before they cut her stomach open and lypo′ed it
Anybody I throw flames at, gets a name
It′s a game, cause they know that they don′t spit the same
It′s a shame, what people do for ten minutes of fame
Everyday it′s the same thing
People in this game try to buddy-buddy us
Just to get close enough to study us
Everybody just wants to have somethin to do with that
They all tryna get that stamp
They after that Shady/Aftermath money
It′s like a monopoly
They probably just now finally understand How to Rob fully
50 Cent was like a fuckin jackpot for me
And Dre, it′s like we hit the fuckin lottery
and the damn slot machine at the same time as each other
Why the fuck you think we ride like we brothers?
When we rhyme with each other, in time we discovered
that we had more in common that we thought with each other
Both robbed of our mothers, our fathers ain′t want us
What was wrong with us, was it our fault?
Cause we started thinkin God doesn′t love us
Two odd motherfuckers who just happened to meet at the right time
What a coincidence it is, cause when 50 got shot up in Jamaica
Queens, I still remember the call up at Chung King cause
Big L had just got popped just a month before
If 50 lives he′s gettin dropped from Columbia
Two years later me and Doc had to come and uhh
Operate, that′s when he popped up at number one
And we ain′t never gonna stop if you wonderin
Even if I′m under the gun
You ain′t got to agree all the time with me or see eye to eye
There′ll always be animosity between you and I
But see the difference is, if it is, I could give a shit
Still gonna conduct motherfuckin business as usual
Egos aside ′fore I bruise ′em all
Swallow your pride ′fore I step on it with shoes you call
Nikes, Earthlings, how do you like these?
You gotta love ′em, look at the bottom of ′em, they′re like cleats
Stompin, I been rompin
since Tim Dog was, hollerin, Fuck Compton
I was whylin, freestylin
Back when, they were still makin, Maxell casettes
It wasn′t even rap shelters yet, that tells us that
any doubts in your head that seals the shit
Ricky ticky toc, ticky ticky toc
Still with the Diggy Diggy Doc, Diggy Diggy Doc
And ya don′t stop...
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Chorus: Dido
My tea′s gone cold I′m wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can′t see at all
And even if I could it′d all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it′s not so bad,
it′s not so bad..
1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise
[Eminem as ′Stan′]
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain′t callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ′em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ′em
but anyways; fuck it, what′s been up? Man how′s your daughter?
My girlfriend′s pregnant too, I′m about to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I′ma call her?
I′ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I′m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn′t want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I′m your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
{Chorus: Dido}
My tea′s gone cold I′m wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can′t see at all
And even if I could it′d all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it′s not so bad,
it′s not so bad..
[Eminem as ′Stan′]
Dear Slim, you still ain′t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain′t mad - I just think it′s FUCKED UP you don′t answer fans
If you didn′t wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn′t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That′s my little brother man, he′s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That′s pretty shitty man - you′re like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain′t that mad though, I just don′t like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I′d write you
you would write back - see I′m just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you′re saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put ′em on
cause I don′t really got shit else so that shit helps when I′m depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It′s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you ′cos you tell it
My girlfriend′s jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don′t know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don′t know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I′ll be the biggest fan you′ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too
{Chorus: Dido}
My tea′s gone cold I′m wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can′t see at all
And even if I could it′d all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it′s not so bad,
it′s not so bad..
[Eminem as ′Stan′]
Dear Mister-I′m-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this′ll be the last package I ever send your ass
It′s been six months and still no word - I don′t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on ′em perfect
So this is my cassette I′m sending you, I hope you hear it
I′m in the car right now, I′m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn′t, then Phil saw it all, then at a showy he found him?
That′s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it′s too late - I′m on a 1000 downers now, I′m drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can′t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can′t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can′t BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*}
Shut up bitch! I′m trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that′s my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn′t slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain′t like you
cause if she suffocates she′ll suffer more, and then she′ll die too
Well, gotta go, I′m almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
{Chorus: Dido}
My tea′s gone cold I′m wonder why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can′t see at all
And even if I could it′d all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it′s not so bad,
it′s not so bad..
[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend′s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I′m really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here′s an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I′m sorry I didn′t see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don′t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what′s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c′mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counselling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what′s this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit′ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you′ll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I′m glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don′t want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn′t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
[Eminem singing]
There′s an intruder
in my house
He cut my phone-lines
can′t dial out
I scream for police
but I doubt
They′re gonna hear me
when I shout
[rapping]
A couple of cocktails will send me to jail
there′s a couple of cops hot on my trail
But this time, when I get pulled over
there′s a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seat
these pigs ′ll get bit fooling with me
quit fooling with me
Bitch, you′re gonna see
No pistol in the seat
why it always gotta be an issue when you′re me
and which you′re gonna see in the long run
Im′a be the wrong one
you wanna harass with this limo tinted glass
flashin that flash-light on my ass where was you at
last night when them assholes
ran up on my grass
rapper slash actor
kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass
they took away my right to bear arms
what I′m posed to fight with bear palms?
yeah right
they coming with bombs, I′m comin with flare-guns
We as americans
[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We are samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans
Im′a make Vuku bucks
wearin Vuku vests
Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex
I could′ve been next to fly over the cuckoo′s nest
but you know who
whith an "S" tatooed to my chest
But I′ve innested
Now I got the Industry pissy
eversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it′s funny
We got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty
Fuck money I don′t rap for dead presidents
I′d rather see the president dead
It′s never been said
but I said precedents and the standards
and they can′t stand it
My name should′ve been bastard
the shit should′ve been plastered
on my forehead with a stamp
I should′ve been blasted
I should′ve been had a cap pulled in my ass
but I′m too swift and fast
for that, I′m past it
I′m too old to go and cruise Gratiot
Fuck that shit
I done seen a fastest rap shit
and turning into some pap-pap shit
that quick
snap click
but this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic
(jamaican) and no one gon′ test this mon
Clack
[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We are samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans
(SSHHH)
I got a secret if you can keep it between us
I tuck two Nina′s under my jeans either side of my penis
under my Long Johns
under my Sean Johns
when running with the long arm or the long long gone
Im′a do five years or less than that
no questions asked
it might be a good idea to stop right here
and quit while I′m ahead
already in the red
already got a steady infrared nipped on my head
A target on my back
bigger problems than that
Bin Laden on my ass
he probly gone send a task
I ain′t gone even ask
they ain′t gone let me pack
they ain′t gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at our shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We are Americans
Us as a citizen
We as samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at our shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
*Intro*
Yeah! Oh! Get Up! I said get up! Let′s go!
Better watch out, now
Here we come (come)
And we ain′t stoppin′ until
We see the mornin′ sun (sun)
So give us room to do our thing
Cuz we ain′t come to hurt no one (one)
So everybody come on get up on the floor
Right now and grab someone (one)
*1st verse*
Now first of all I′m the boss
I just wanna get that across
Man even my Dentist hates when I floss
Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it′s a Porsche
Garbage bag on one of the windows
Spray-painted doors with the flames on ′em
Michigan plates and my name′s on ′em
Baby, Shady′s here come on get him
If you dames want ′em
But he ain′t stupid so quit tryin′ to run them games on him
He′s immune to Cupid, why you tryin′ to put your claims on him?
Cuz you won′t do to me what you did to the last man
Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can
There′s a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance
We have of just gettin′ home, now could I get that lap dance?
She′s got a tattoo of me right up off her ass, man
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call ′em tramp stamps
That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps
Down and show this hussy who′s the man
Now, get up, dance!
*Chorus*
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain′t nothin′ but a White Trash Party!
So let′s have us a little bash
And if anyone asks
If there ain′t no one but us trash
You dunno, you better akse somebody
Cuz we′re havin′ a White Trash Party!
*2nd Verse*
Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear
And walk around the party without a care
Like a body without a head
Lookin′ like a zombie from Night of the Livin′ Dead
And tomorrow I′ll prolly still be too high to get outta bed
Til I feel like I been hit wit the sharp part′a the hammer
Mixin′ Hennessey and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta
I shoot to kill like I′m hollerin′ "Die Santa!"
Miss the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders
So quit tryin′ ta play the wall like you pawlin′
Get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin′
They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin′
Cuz as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin′
Makin′ it rain for them ladies in the mini′s
But I′m not throwin′ ones, fives, tens, or even twenties
I′m throwin′ quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies
Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny′s
From the north, east and west, but when
It comes to them trailers in them South Parks
Muffle it, cuz homie that hood′s tighter then Kenny′s
So ladies if your belly button′s not an innie then I′m outie
Now hop in my minivan, let′s get rowdy
C′mon
*Chorus*
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain′t nothin′ but a White Trash Party!
So let′s have us a little bash
And if anyone asks
If there ain′t no one but us trash
You dunno, you better akse somebody
Cuz we′re havin′ a White Trash Party!
*3rd Verse*
Now whether you′re black, white or purple
If you′re misunderstood
But you don′t give a fuck
You weren′t doin′ shit that you should
Long as you know you′re up to evil
And you′re no damn good
Get on the floor, man, and rep your ′hood
Now honey, don′t let them pricks trip
We should make a quick dip
And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin′ lot
Cuz girl I got a sick wip
Kick the back window outta my grill and
Put two milk crates in the trunk
Rip out the stick shift and
Make a five seater
I′ll be damned if I feed a chick
It ain′t like me to split a piece ′a dry pita
I′ll be the S-L to the I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y
And I don′t need a tank top to be a wife beater
I′ll rip a tree out the ground
And flip it upside down
′Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown
I′ll tell ya now
I′m so raw I still need to un-thaw
You feel me, yall?
I shut the club down like Drake in the mall
But baby, a body like that′s against the law
You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw
Goats, small containers, empty straw wrappers and all
You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car
Now get up!
*Chorus*
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody!
Ain′t nothin′ but a White Trash Party!
So let′s have us a little bash
And if anyone asks
If there ain′t no one but us trash
You dunno, you better akse somebody
Cuz we′re havin′ a White Trash Party!
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Lately I′ve been hard to reach
I′ve been too long on my own
Everyone has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, and I′m reaching out for you
I′m just so fu-ckin′ depressed
I just can seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
And the right thing for me to pick that mic back up
I don′t know how I pry away
And I ended up in this position I′m in
I starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to beat this pain
Up and tried to make an attempt to vent
But I just can′t admit
Or come to grips, with the fact that
I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
I know some shits so hard to swallow
And I just can′t sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow
But I know one fact
I′ll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Copy
One tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you have to walk a thousand miles
Chorus
Walk my shoes, just to see
What it′s like, to be me
All be you, let′s trade shoes
Just to see what I′d be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other′s mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other′s eyes
But don′t let ′em say you ain′t beautiful OoOo
They can all get fu-cked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don′t let ′em say you ain′t beautiful OoOo
They can all get fu-cked. Just stay true to you
I think I′m starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room
Just as soon as I walk in
It′s like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation
Like I want that...
I′m not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don′t need fu-cking man servin′
Tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain′t even funny like that
Ahh Marshall, you′re so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don′t you all sit down
Listen to the tale I′m about to tell
Hell, we don′t have to trade our shoes
And you don′t have to walk no thousand miles
Chorus
Walk my shoes, just to see
What it′s like, to be me
All be you, let′s trade shoes
Just to see what I′d be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other′s mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other′s eyes
But don′t let ′em say you ain′t beautiful OoOo
They can all get fu-cked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don′t let ′em say you ain′t beautiful OoOo
They can all get fu-cked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands with doubt
We have to take these cards ourselves
And flip them, don′t expect no help
Now I could have either just
Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
But take this situation in which I′m placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait but I know to unpack his bags
Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
Every single place
Every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me
Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that
Meanwhile I′m just standing there
Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this
Till I stuck my tungue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old
I learned my lesson and cause I wasn′t tryin to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where you′re sitting
Is probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each other′s shoes, at least
What size you where?
I wear tens
Let′s see if you can fit your feet
Chorus
Walk my shoes, just to see
What it′s like, to be me
All be you, let′s trade shoes
Just to see what I′d be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other′s mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other′s eyes
But don′t let ′em say you ain′t beautiful OoOo
They can all get fu-cked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don′t let ′em say you ain′t beautiful OoOo
They can all get fu-cked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Lately I′ve been hard to reach
I′ve been too long on my own
Everyone has a private world
Where they can be alone... sOoOoo
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through OoOo
Are you reaching out for me, and I′m reaching out for you sOoOoo Oo Oo
Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be soon
And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes
That fit you, so put em on and wear em
And be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny,
Don′t ever let no one tell you, you ain′t beautiful
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
I′m the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I′m meaner in action
Than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer (?)
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That I used as an excuse
And aint shit changed
But kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that I′m a negative person don′t be so sure of it
I don′t promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out
I′m blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now
It′s only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbulical cord
Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board
That smashed into your Honda Accord
With a 4 door Ford
But a more toward (?) droppin an accapella
The choppa (?) fella
The mozarella
Worse than a hellacopta propella
Got you locked in the cella
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
While I′m standin next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins
Feeding you liquid darvicet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given
A less than 20 percent chance
Of living
Have a possible placement
It′s a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma′s little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I′M STILL ALIVE!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I′ve hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
I′m a liar to start shit (?)
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crobar to pry her apart wit
Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab I′ll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I′m blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas (?)
We blowin up your house killing your parents
and coming back to get your foster mommas
And I′m as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I aint making no more threats
I′m doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I′m more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack (?)
today, yesterday, and the day before sabbath
Walk the block with a labrador
Strapit more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
[Intro: Eminem]
OHH! Stat Quo! Here we go!
C′mon, c′mon! You ready? (heh)
Let′s do it man (uh uh uh uh-uhh)
Shady Aftermath
{Sound, without Focus, is just noise}
[Stat Quo] + (Eminem)
Yeah (where you get that thang man) {By my side}
When you do somethin to somebody umm {By my side}
It ain′t just you it′s somebody next to you {By my side}
Youknow′mtalkinbout and I got my shit right here with me {By my side}
(There isn′t everywhere you go that it′s) {By my side}
(Okay) So being that that′s the case {By my side}
Let me tell you about {By my side}
That place, heh, take you by my side {By my side}
[Stat Quo]
The way I growed up, sho′ nuff, chips on my shoulder
Knew about that cola when I was in a stroller
But came ahold of choppin them boulders gettin older
Wantin a Rover, ducked in them rows meetin quotas
Shorty bipolar, load her by cock I tried to told ya
When movin the wrong direction ain′t no flesh and then it′s over
You on that doja, G.I. Joe shit but you ain′t a soldier
Chopper or fold ya, you not cobra commander, you bozo
I′m the composer, writer of murder, the odor
leakin out of your body, temperature is gettin colder
But you sweatin and dizzy like a person who ain′t sober
Realizin your life is comin quickly to a closure
Losin composure, out of breath like you underwater
Twenty seconds in the game, and it′s the fourth quarter
Primetime, "Dateline" are the best exposure
Now you′re still, on the news and everybody knows ya
Yeahhhh, YEA!
[Chorus]
By, my, side
To all the niggaz tryin to get me it′s by my side
I′m takin some of y′all with me it′s by my side
I′m makin sure they won′t forget me it′s by my side
To all the niggaz tryin to get me it′s by my side
I′m takin some of y′all with me it′s by my side
I′m makin sure they don′t forget me it′s by my side
Ye-yeah ye-yeah ye-yeahhhh; by my side (ooh)
[Stat Quo]
Go now boy, get your vest, protect yo′ neck, kill for fun
Watch how they run and scatter when I go and pull out my gun (gun)
Call me ignorant and young, psycho sicko negro
They know that I just fuck and be gone (gone)
Drivin crazy halfway dumb
Don′t stop even when the law come, believe every word out my lungs
I′m losin it, snappin huh, this ain′t just no rappin uh
Back all the way back when you see that strap cause it go dada-da-da
Are you ready to die tell me why you choose to tell me in my
face, have your body dry, pack that fire, look in my eye
Have your spirit below me or floatin in the fuckin sky
All black is my attire, lookin like a umpire
Toss you in the trash like a bullshit, out fly
Yeah yeah ye-yeah ye-yeahhhh, YEA!
[Chorus]
[Stat Quo]
The murder capital mo′ mayhem, yes it′s thriller
Put four in your head, have you floatin off in a river
It′s cold, you shook, we crooks, your body′ll quiver
These rappers so tough but really they softer than pillows
Or chinchilla or Twinkie filler, hone of a realer
They turn to serial assassins for some scrilla
Now me could see I mean him, yes this nigga
Stays true to what I do cause I keeps it realer
Be for real, have you ever ever pulled a trigger?
It′s serious business shorty, nothin is more iller
No discrimination, you could be chocolate or vanilla
And find yourself in the presence of a fuckin killer
Oh, oh, oh, oh yeahhhh, YEA!
[Chorus]
By my side, by my side {*blam*}
[Eminem]
It′s "The Re-Up" {*echoes*}
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Sh-sh-sh-shady
Aftermath, haha
G-G-G-G-G-Unit!, haha
Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let′s bounce tonight
And if they don′t let us in through the front
We′ll come through the side
Cuz i don′t ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Get your ass up for the doctor
One more time, get your ass up for the doctor
Come on now, here we go
Cliff hanger, it′s another club banger
Got you hangin′ on the edge of your seat
Get on down
Times up, games over, you lose, I win
′bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here
Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin
Look who′s got you goin′ crazy again
I′m a trend, I set one every time I′m in
I go out and just come back full circle again
You a fad, that means your something that we already had
But once you′re gone, you don′t come back, too bad
You′re off the map now, radar can′t even find you
We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you
You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
We walk around just playin′ the violin behind you
Enough with all the pissin′ and moanin′, whinin′ and bitchin′
Sit and observe, listen, you′ll learn if you pay attention
Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond
World-wide, we′re on the charts with a bullet and still climbin′
Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let′s bounce tonight
And if they don′t let us in through the front
We′ll come through the side
Cuz i don′t ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
When dr. dre say crunk, you will get it crunk, get it crunk
Crunk, crunk, crunk
And when 50 cent says jump, you get on one foot and jump
Jump, jump, jump, jump
The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it
I don′t gotta promote it for you to know that doc is off the benches
We keep the party rockin′ off the henges
We ain′t showin′ off, we just goin′ off popular consensus
But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk
Doc is all washed up, knock it off
Who the fuck is Doc impressin′?
Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression
You must be on the cock of Doc, cuz Doc left you all guessin′
So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (what)
We gon′ have this mutherfucker hoppin′ in a second (bump bump)
That′s why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass
Cuz we done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligators
Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
Whom if it wasn′t for rap to bridge the gap
Maybe raised to be racist
Who may have never got to see our faces
Grace the cover of Rolling Stone pages
Broke down barriers of language and races
Just call on the cape crusaders
And leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic
And we can play the back and forth all day
Like the hot potato game, thats why we came to
Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let′s bounce tonight
And if they don′t let us in through the front
We′ll come through the side
Cuz i don′t ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
50 cent, come on!
Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do
We make the club jump everywhere we go
It′s no secret, everybody know
When Dre′s involved, there′s plenty money involved
And plenty honey′s involved, the sunny Sunday′s and palm trees
Cali, everyday it′s just another party from the valley′s
All the way to them 8 Mile alleys, let′s rally
Hands up for the grand finale
Now raise up out your seat, Dre is about to speak
Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week
You could catch me in the studio bangin′ out the beats to
Provide you with the heat that keep blazin′ out your speaker
So never say never cuz Shady Aftermath together
Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the-the Doc (and Shady)
No one could do it better
We tear the club up and leave without a strand of evidence and uh
Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let′s bounce tonight
And if they don′t let us in through the front
We′ll come through the side
Cuz i don′t ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Yeah, haha
Still Aftermath, 2006
And don′t worry about that Detox album
It′s comin′, we gonna make Dre do it, haha
50 cent, G-unit, Obie Trice, D-twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre
We ain′t leavin′, let′s go! haha
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin′ out, peace!
Oh shit, I almost forgot
You′re comin′ with me [gun shots]
Haha, bye bye!
See you in hell, fuckers
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin ′em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn′t
It beez.. the brothers representin′ the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I′m a M80, you Lil′ like that Kim lady
I′m buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain′t gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we coming out in the open
I′m doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smocking dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I′m an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don′t know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I′m coming up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I′m coming out swinging, so fast it′ll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I′ll slit your motherfucking throat worse than Ron Goldman
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don′t give a fuck!!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I′m on crack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon′ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don′t give a fuck!!
I′m Nicer than Pete, but I′m on a Search to crush a Miilkbone
I′m Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I′m ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I′m colder than snow season when it′s twenty below friezing
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
I′ll diss your magazine and still won′t get a weak review
I′ll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumping your dead body inside of a fucking trash can
With more holes than an Afghan
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don′t give a fuck!!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I′m on crack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon′ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don′t give a fuck!!
Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I′m a caged demon, on stage screaming like Rage Against the Machine
I′m convinced I′m a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinning
Clinically brain dead, I don′t need a second opinion
Fuck droppin the jewel, I′m flippin the sacred treasure
I′ll bite your motherfucking style, just to make it fresher
I can′t take the pressure, I′m sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I′m washing dishes
In school I never said much, too busy having a headrush
Doing too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that′s when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women′s swim team
Don′t take me for a joke I′m no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smocking weed again
I′m going up over the curb, driving on the median
Finally made it home, but I don′t got the key to get in
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don′t give a fuck!!
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I′m on crack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don′t give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon′ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don′t give a fuck!!
Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz..
Pace One..
Young Zee..
@ Eminem
Текст песни:
[* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *]
[G] - [Eminem as Susan (the girl)]
[D] - [Eminem as Dave]
[J] - [Eminem as John]
[R] - [Eminem as Ron]
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it′s my fault my fault
[Eminem]
I went to John′s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn′t a problem (Nah!)
I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it
We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
[G] I′m allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that′s nonsense
Who′s at the door?? Pizza man!
Who ordered pizza? Wasn′t it yours? Nuh uh
[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don′t want it
Shutup Susan I′ll pick em off it
Oh hell, I might as well try it, I′ll be alright
Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I′m sorry!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don′t know you
Oh shoot, she′s tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn′t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor
Susan, stop cryin, I don′t hate ya
I′m sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers
So what they locked you in the attic in your dad′s house?
That ain′t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I′m havin a seisure!
I said, "You′re breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"
"Would you put it down you′re startin to scare me"
She said,
[G] I′m twenty-six years old and I′m not married
I don′t even have any kids and I can′t cook
(Hello!) I′m over here Sue, (hi) you′re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital ′fore it′s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the
end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I′m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I′m not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, ′fore you do somethin dumb
I′ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies
"John, where′s Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He′s in the bathroom; I think he′s takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There′s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there′s only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate
Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake
Now she′s upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives"
[D] She′s gonna die dude
"I know and it′s my fault!"
[D] My god!!!
[Chorus]:
[1st repeat Em says "I′m sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the
end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
My God, I′m so sorry!
I′m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You′re not dead!! You′re NOT dead!
I know you′re not dead!
@ Eminem
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В это время в вольер проникает невесть откуда взявшийся чукча и начинает трясти ветку. Возвратившись с новой обезьяной, аспирант решает понаблюдать за чукчей. Тот отчаянно трясет ветку.
- А если подумать? - говорит аспирант.
- А чего тут думать! Трясти надо, однако!
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