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Текст песни:

[Intro]
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It′s so nice to meet you
It′s been a long time
I′m sorry it′s been so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
you see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second im bout to stick a (neck in my mouth?)
I lose a pill and I′m recklessly wrecking the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?
Just the necklace I lost, ready to step in his blouse(?)
Man I should check to see if my mum left any out
Nope! Guess I′ll reroute
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
oooh, Jackpot, yeah
Open Sesame mouth!
Down the hatchet, the feeling you can′t match it
A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack tack tack in the hall with the damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some zantac′s
Shortly come back I′m tryna score me some (?)
I′m bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
(La forgey forgey forgey???)was bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch
I′m back at cha

[Chorus]
I don′t mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
And are you menstruating baby
My girlfriend′s waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your booty is shaking like jello
I don′t mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 2]
My equalibrium′s off, must be the lithium
I dont need to buy any drugs man people give me ′em
It just becomes everyday extra curriculum
No reason in particular it was stricty fun
A fifth of Roman and two bottles of one fifty one
fifthy one people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun
But what is your name?
Vivian?
I woke up next to ya naked and er did we um...
...Of course we did
But didn′t I strap a jimmy on?
I′m looking for the Trojan wrapper but there don′t seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don′t mean any harm
But disease is something i′m trying to keep my penis free from
I find the package and i′m cool I immediately run
Like speedy guns, Alice, to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple a threes, I′m feeling for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum..

[Chorus]
I don′t mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don′t mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Verse 3]
Oh those were the days, they certainly were
It′s hurtin′ me to know that I be closing that curtain for good
( scratched: word word word word)I second that and I third
Rushed to emergency surgery
to try ′n′ flush me because of the drugs that he purchase
He′s no longer getting the 300 bucks for these perkadins (?)
Plus he′s getting to be where he lustfully searched again
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone tryin ta rustle up muscles relaxers
For his back and a couple of packs now he′s doubling back-
wards and he′s stumblin′ back
Slipped and fell, hit his back
Boom
Heard something go crack
Now he′s up in the bathroom like he′s bustin′ a nap?
almost ended it that soon because of the fact...
..I′m just bustin′ my own chops when I′m bustin′ the rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it
I′m back!

[Chorus]
Well I don′t mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello!
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don′t mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello!

[Outro]

That′s all I′m saying

Hello (Hello)
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is...(Shady)
It′s so nice to meet you
It′s been a long time
I′m sorry I′ve been so long
My name is...(Shady)
I never meant to leave you

Yeah
It′s like starting over
Clean slate
Ha

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

(feat. Bizarre (D-12))


(kill kill kill)
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da
(kill kill kill)
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm..
(kill kill kill)

[Chorus: Eminem]

Mentally illll from Amityvilllle (ILLLL)
Accidentally killll your family stillll
Thinkin he won′t? God-damnit he willll (HE′SSSS)
Mentally illll from Amityvilllle
[{HE′SSSS} - on repeats only]

[Eminem]
I get lifted and spin til I′m half-twisted
Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick {*SMACK*}
Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shit
Shrink pencil me in for my last visit
Drink gin til my chin′s full of splashed whiskers {*whoosh*}
Hash whiskey and ash til I slap bitches {*smack*}
Ask Bizzy, he′s been here the past six years
Mash with me you′ll get in imagine this

[Chorus 2X]

[Bizarre]
I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother′s throat
{*AHHHHHHHH!*} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?
My little sister′s birthday, she′ll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
{*Mmm mm mmm!*} And bitches know me as a horny ass freak
Their mother wasn′t raped, I ate her pussy while she was ′sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU FUCKIN HOMO!)
That′s what I said at my dad′s funeral

[Chorus 2X]

[Eminem]
That′s why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still (still)
That′s why the first motherfucker poppin some shit he gets killed (killed)
That′s why we don′t call it Detroit, we call it Amityville (′Ville)
You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)
Ahahahaha, that′s why we′re crowned the murder capital still (still)
This ain′t Detroit, this is motherfuckin Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)
We don′t do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shoot
and when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with them too!
That′s the mentality here (here) that′s the reality here (here)
Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)
While I′m holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)
Got some registration and just made this shit valid this year? (year?)
Cause once I snap I can′t be held accountable for my acts
and that′s when accidents happen,
when a thousand bullets come at your house
and collapse the foundation around and they found you
and your family in it (AHHHHH!)
GOT DAMNIT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU

[Chorus 2X]

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum..

@ Eminem

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[Girl]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit
[Em]
Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um... twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em]
This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[Em]
Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust it)

My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain′s head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill′s tape so her kids could starve
(I can′t stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I′m even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I′m in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I′m absent minded
Wait, I mean I′ve lost my mind, I can′t find it
I′m freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don′t even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

Cum on everybody -- get down tonight [8X]

Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried suicide once and I′ll try it again
That′s why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don′t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y′all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I′m givin it up y′all, I′m sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)
I′m bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I′m just a sick sick bastard
who′s one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain′t got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit
I′ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit

Cum on everybody -- get down tonight [8X]

Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that I′m a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don′t know, he might be!"
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock′s next concert
I′ll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
Then I jetted to the weed house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*]
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I′m jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

Cum on everybody -- get down tonight [20X]

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can′t take this no more, I can′t take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I′m your motherfuckin conscience

[Eminem]
That′s nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt′s cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You′ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it′s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they′ll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she′s older than George Burns

[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don′t do it, it′s not worth it to risk it! (You′re right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don′t even listen to Slim yo, he′s bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don′t like your attitude..)

[sound of static]

("It′s alright c′mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don′t know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it′s gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")

[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you′re kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch′s earlobe..
(Yo! This girl′s only fifteen years old
You shouldn′t take advantage of her, that′s not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain′t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..

[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]

[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day′s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she′s with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH′S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there′s an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he′s right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That′s what I did, be smart, don′t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What′chu say? (What′s wrong? Didn′t think I′d remember?)
I′ma kill you motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin′ straight outta Compton y′all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don′t need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where′s your gun at?

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]

@ Eminem

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[Eminem]
You know I just don′t get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I′m sellin records
Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?
Get the fuck out of here

[Chorus One: Eminem]

You see I′m, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I′m just a regular guy,
I don′t know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

[Eminem]
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it′s head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won′t quit barkin
(grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot ′Pac in
Lookin for Big′s killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I don′t see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off, cause Biggie and ′Pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off ′em
and get dollars that shoulda been there′s like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist′ poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
I′m anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
with instincts to kill N′Sync, don′t get me started
These fuckin brats can′t sing and Britney′s garbage
What′s this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol′ fashioned
passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can′t wait ′til I catch all you faggots in public
I′ma love it.. (hahaha)
Vanilla Ice don′t like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
and run around screamin, "I don′t care, just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer
and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when y′all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don′t wrestle, I′ll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask ′em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at y′all runnin your mouth again
when you ain′t seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
And I don′t need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don′t get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

[Chorus Two: Eminem]

Cause I′m, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I′m not a wrestler guy,
I′ll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and see me on the streets alone
if you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me)
And if you wanna run your mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

[Eminem]
Is it because you love me that y′all expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy
Now because of this blonde mop that′s on top
and this fucked up head that I′ve got, I′ve gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some shit with Missy,
so now he thinks he′s too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin bitch mom′s suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill I′ve been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesn′t matter your [attorney Fred Gibson′s a] faggot!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
He′s just aggravated I won′t ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it′s me!)
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now everybody′s so happy and proud
I′m finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend′s house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL
Now your magazine shouldn′t have so much trouble to sell
Ahh fuck it, I′ll even buy a couple myself

[Chorus One (2X)]

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
You know the one thing I notice about critics man?
Is.. critics never ask me how my day went
Well imma tell em

Verse 1:
Yesterday my dog died, I hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
You wanna criticize dog try a little mo
Im so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole
Im fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
Better hold on a little tighter here I go
Flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider
Cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
So ya better get to blowin in flow rider inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
Why am I like this? why is winter cold
Why is it when I talk im so biased to the hose (host?)
Listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
This isnt gob this is a blister in the salt
Those are your wounds this is the salt
So get lost
Shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
Grab the scissors and saws and
Cut out your livers gizzards and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make chris piss in his draws
Ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog

Hook:
You on fire
Thats how ya know your on a roll
Cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
Your on fire
Man im so fuckin sick I got ambulances pullin me over and shit
Your on fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
Your on fire.. your on fire

Verse 2:
I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook the for a song, look
This aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook
That the crook just took over so book
Run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it
Im lightning in a skillet your a fuckin flash in a pan
I pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashin a fan
Mr mathers is the man
Yeah im pissed but I would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
Come back and whip your ass with it again
Salivas like sufiric acid in your hand itll eat through anything metal the ass of iron man
Turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a fuckin chance is assanine
Yeah ask the nine man
Hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine
crayon
Fuck it I aint playin
Pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin
Vietnam vet.. im out my fuckin mind man
Kick over the can beat his ass and leave him 9 grand
So if I seem a little mean to you this aint savage you aint never seen the brew
You wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
You couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of fuckin corn and peanut boo (?)
Sayin you sick quit playin you prick dont nobody care
Then why the fuck am I yellin at air
I aint even talkin to noone cause aint nobody there
Nobody will fuckin test me cause these hos wont even dare
Im wastin punchlines but I got so many to spare I just thought of another one that might go here
Naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah
Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair

Hook:
You on fire
Thats how ya know your on a roll
Cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
Your on fire
Man im so hot my motherfuckin firetrucks on fire homie
Your on fire
Ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
Your on fire.. your on fire
Your on fire

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I don′t know man, Just feels like, we′re like in, kinda feels like, we′re on a whole different page
right now. It feels strange but uh, I guess it′s kinda like, it′s kinda like...

I feel like I′m morphin, into something that′s so incredible that I′m dwarfin, all competitors.
Better get your girlfriend in check. It′s psychological warfare. Endorphin side affect. His self
esteem shatters his dialect. Comes blastin out your deck, "she love′s me". Such passion
you′d expect this sort of reaction from her. Yet, you strong arm. You′re fucken corny. You try to
turn your charm on. Cuz you just think your bishop, the Don Juan. But if you think that your fucken
with me, homie your on one. I′m cockin my head back like "hey lover, come on son. She′s on my
johnson. She brings my name up constant." Your boys are like, "She′s fucken wit dude. She
wants him." Oh boy you better get a clue, she′s on my dick cuz I spit better than you. What you
expect her to do? How you expect her to act in the sack when she′s closing her eyes, fantasizing of
digger her nails in my back to this track.

Seduction, seduce
Ain′t nobody who′s as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don′t
She′s been stolen from you
Seduction, seduce
Ain′t nobody who′s as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don′t
She′s been stolen from you

She sitting there gettin liquored up at the bar. She say′s it′s quicker to count the things that
ain′t wrong with you than to count the things that are. There′s a seven disc cd changer in her car,
and I′m in every single slot, and you′re not. Aww. I′m the logo on the dallas cowboy helmet. The
star, and I′m not about to and just keep rhymin one sylibil. Aww. Switch it up, and watch them
haters not give it up cuz ya just not good enough. Well I′m not giving up til I get my respect, and
I wont stop til I get enough, cuz I′m not livin up to my own expectations. Aww. That hater alarm is
soundin off, that Obama took the bomb from my name. Aww. So quit cryin that I took your dame, homie
she′s my dame. Aww. You sadly mistakin if you thinkin that I′m not on my game, boy. And thangs just
ain′t been the same since the day that I came forth. You wear your heart on your sleeve. I sport
that white tank boy. But you got a hard on for me. What you hollerin my name for. It′s your bitch on
my dick. Ain′t my dang fault. Man, I can′t call it.

Seduction, seduce
Ain′t nobody who′s as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don′t
She′s been stolen from you
Seduction, seduce
Ain′t nobody who′s as good at what I do
Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don′t
She′s been stolen from you

It′s like I′m playing lyrical tug of war with your ear. You hear it girl, come here. Put your ear up
to the speaker, dear, while I freak this world premier. Seducin her. Loosin up with a little
freestyle. By the way, am I losing you? Am I makin you look bad? Well I got news for ya, homie, ya
losin her. Oh wait, she don′t like when I spit it fast. Am I trying to show her how? Let me slow it
down some. It′s still gonna be a blow out. You′re gonna wanna throw out your whole album. Might mist
through the shit, and try to salvage something to see if you can save any of it, punk but none of
it′s fucken with me. Prick, you really feeling that bullshit? You think you killin them syllibals.
Quit playing. These beats ain′t nothin to fool with. They call me Fire Marshall. I shut the shit
down. Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round. I am also the opposite of wht you
are like. You are microcosm of what the fuck I am on the mike. I am awesome and you are just aww
struck. She′s love stricken. She′s got her jaw stuck, from sucken my dick. Aww Fuck.

So don′t you seduce. Ain′t nobody holds a scoop at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants you, the next
she don′t. She′s been stolen from you. So don′t you seduce at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants
you, the next she don′t. She′s been stolen from you...

So don′t you seduce. Ain′t nobody holds a scoop at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants you, the next
she don′t. She′s been stolen from you. So don′t you seduce at what I do. Cuz one minute she wants
you, the next she don′t. She′s been stolen from you.

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Hook: Rihanna]
I′m friends with the monster that′s under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You′re trying to save me, stop holding your breath
And you think I′m crazy, yeah, you think I′m crazy

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can′t be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated
When I blew; see, it was confusing
Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf
Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam (wooh!)
Hit the lottery, oh wee
With what I gave up to get was bittersweet
With this like winning a huge meet
Ironic cause I think I′m getting so huge I need a shrink
I′m beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith
But I′m actually weirder than you think
Cause I′m

[Hook]

[Bridge: Rihanna]
Well, that′s nothing
Well, that′s nothing

[Verse 2: Eminem]
No, I ain′t much of a poet but I know somebody once told me
To seize the moment and don′t squander it
Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow
So I keep conjuring, sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from
(Yeah, ponder it, do you want this?
No wonder you losing your mind, the way it wanders)
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo
I think you′ve been wandering off down yonder
And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen
Cause I need an interventionist
To intervene between me and this monster
And save me from myself and all this conflict
Cause the very thing that I love is killing me and I can′t conquer it
My OCD is conking me in the head
Keep knocking, nobody′s home, I′m sleepwalking
I′m just relaying what the voice in my head′s saying
Don′t shoot the messenger, I′m just friends with the

[Hook + Bridge]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Call me crazy, but I have this vision
One day that I walk amongst you a regular civilian
But until then drums get killed and I′m coming straight at
Emcees, blood get spilled and I
Take it back to the days that I get on a Dre track
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling and shit to say back
To the kids who play ′em
I ain′t here to save the fucking children
But if one kid out of a hundred million
Who are going through a struggle feels and then relates that′s great
It′s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
In the draft, turn nothing into something, still can make that
Straw into gold chump, I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Maybe I need a straight jacket, face facts
I am nuts for real, but I′m okay with that
It′s nothing, I′m still friends with the

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Ooooo

Maybe.. tonight.. we could close the door and lock ourselves inside
Take time.. to feel.. I don′t wanna miss the chance to be so real
Days all fly away and I forget the truth
Everything that matters..yes..in this room

When you lie next to me
Breathing the air I breathe
We don′t have to speak just be
Loves a precious thing
Don′t want to waste a day or one more minute
Without you in it
Life is sooo sweet
When you lie next to me

My heart is yours
Every part of me still wants to give you more
More time...to love
Cause you never know where life will lead us
I wanna take in all the beauty here...oh
Let the world around us..just disappear

When you lie next to me
Breathing the air I breathe
We don′t have to speak just be
Loves a precious thing
Don′t wanna waste a day or one more minute
Without you in it
Life is soooo sweet
When you lie next to me

Ooo Lie next to me

When you lie next to me
Breathing the air I breathe
We don′t have to speak..just be Whoa Oh
Loves a precious thing
Dont wanna waste a day or one more minute
Without you in it
Life is sooo sweet
When you lie next me

When you lie next to me

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Hidden Track]

Nah man
Not quite finished yet

Girl I think,
You just might′a tried to pull a muh′fucking fast one, I′m mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?
See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker
in your walk-way? Better co-operate
Or get saute′d and rotisseried while you′re hog-tied
MC′s get so quiet you can hear a muh′fucking dog whistle while I walk by
′Colt Seavers′ on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fucking Fall Guy
I don′t gas my Mercedes at the mit, man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor′s so big you can fit a midget in his engine
Bitch, give me them digits while you′re cringin′
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it′s gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny′s pretty
just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me
Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he′s trying to roll a snowball but,
Don′t make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya′ll

Now here we go go goooooo

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You will never think of this shit
Yeah, honey you called?
Well here I come, Havoc on the beat, I reek it
Evil I see, hear and speak it
Lady put your money on Shady
Fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh′fucking chicken fore′ it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin′
Like a Kraken and Titans when they′re clashin′
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin
I′m fashionable and ′bout as rational
as a rash on a fag′s asshole
Now let′s take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he′s cool with it
Don′t stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain′t in the mood for this shit
Get my kit, Google it till it pops up
Ya′ll are so motherfucking full of shit that you′re stopped up
Me I′m always shitting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers crap out [fart] "Ohp, What?"
Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"
But you won′t get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut! Because..

Here we go go goooooo

And now that I got your panties in a bunch
and your bowels in an uproar
Im′ma show you why I kang xi
Stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore know you want more,
bitches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers
Cuz I′m a fucking problem, Run boy!
Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I′m a Bass turd!
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don′t feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you′re jealous, fucking animal
I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now, can ya hoe?
Shady, I don′t understand your flow.
Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Palumalu′s hair, boy.
Don′t you dare try to follow or compare, boy.
I′m raw, you ain′t even medium rare
stay the fuck outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can′t touch since you′re queer boy.
I don′t get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I steroids?
Well bitch I′m back with some shit for that ass
and your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids

And remember boys
Here we go go goooooo

Thank you for coming out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Till next time

haha

Peace!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Eminem]
Ill be...

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don′t believe it
It′s almost too good to be true
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she′s like a belly dancer
She′s shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
I think someone′s at the door, but I don′t think i′ma
answer
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I′m a human being
I have needs, I′m not done
Not till I′m finished pee-ing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing
Mister officer, I′m already on my knees
I can′t get on the ground any further it′s impossible for
me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R′n′B
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I′m sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain′t never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see the show on MTV
My pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate′s shower scene
I didn′t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don′t treat me like I′m Pee Wee Herman
This movie is PG mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He′s too busy, I′m Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
Cos there′s a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain′t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I′ll say ass
And she′ll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out" you boso,
"I need a new boyfriend, Hi,my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don′t even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don′t think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
I′m not Triumph, I′m Arnold, get down

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani
Will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
Cos the way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

[Dre]
What the fuck is wrong with you?!


@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I come around like what goes around
What goes up must come down, anyone who comes up must go down
Might aswell go for the gusto now
Better not let up, better not let them breathe
Last shot, give it all you got
Try to turn me down bitch, get fucked with a volume knob
Fuck all you snobs, hoes now i hope all you rot
2 bottles of lupiderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought
And you want a Mйnage а trois you twats
Fuck that i’d rather turn this club to a ballroom brawl
Get rowdy as roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
Like a leaf stuck in a vacuum ya’ll
ain’t nuttin but a whole lotta suckin’ going on in rap
Yeah but I’m home, back for the bone, back in the zone
leave him alone you don’t wanna go eggin him on
It’ll never be my chair that you own
crown so tight that it cuts all circulation
no air to the brain no oxygen other words it’s no air to the throne
When i die so does hip-hop
hitchcock did a shit bitch ass doc got his zip locked in a bag
you fags ain’t been able to fade me since kid rock had a hi-top
keep bloggin while i’m mind boggling i zone like im in the twilight dog
get off my bone, this is my mic dog and i like hoggin it
flow so wet ima take this beat tabboggoning, im water loggin it, im soggin it
pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
suplexing it on cement like im on some straight outta compton shit
take this dick and chomp on it, im so bad i could bitch slap a back handed compliment
jackass, eat a donkey dick, the game i just about conquered it
like donkey kong, im bonkers bitch im the king of this honkey shit
i reign supreme in this honkey shit
no screaming and arguing makes no difference whether a benz or a bentley or a beamer’s the car you
in
you think you ball well i bomb it, i throw up bombs when i vomit
i throw down in the kitchen might hit your mum with my omlete
but you got egg on your face, now watch me drop it atomic
i should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze bitch
im as bat shit as ozzy it’s obvious you can tell right off the bat
no pun intended but come any closer i’ll bite off your head
trying to give me the finger’s like giving a spider the web
I’m just gonna spin it and use it to my advantage
i catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food
i give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude
Guess I just do what you can’t do, i make you look stupid and bamboozled
confused as usual and you can ripped she can open a can too
you better hope you can handle the heat or stay the fuck outta hells kitchen
i came to cock block like a square, fucking male chicken?
Yeah, it’s shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
Im as despicable as daffy duck when im spittin’

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Intro - Spoken]
Yo, I can′t sing it
I feel like singin
I wanna fuckin sing
Cuz i′m happy
Yeah, I′m happy
Ha Ha
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out

[Verse 1 - Sung]
Some days I sit, starin out the window
Watchin this world pass me by
Sometimes I think theres nothin to live for
I almost break down and cry

Somtimes I think I′m crazy
I′m crazy, oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I just wasting my time?

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I′m not crazy
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like the world′s on my shoulders
Everyone′s leanin on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like the world′s almost over
But then she comes back to me

[Verse 2 - Sung]
My baby girl [Hailie laughs] keeps gettin older
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes, cuz they don′t understand me
They just dont see my real side

I act like shit don′t phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I′m not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Rapped]
Yeah and if I could sing, I′d keep singing this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I′d blow something as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God, I′m a daddy, I′m so glad that her mum didn′t [censored] (abort her)

Now you probly get this picture from my public persona
That I′m a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cuz there′s a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o′ my soul,
And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up,
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But I got a wife that′s determined to make my life livin hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I′m dealt
So many chances, man, it′s too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I′ve wasted are nothing to the tears that I′ve tasted
So here′s what im facin:
3 felonies, 6 years of prohibation
I′ve went to jail for this woman, I′ve been to bat for this woman
I′ve taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why′d I stick my penis up it?
Woulda ripped the pre-nip up if I′d seen what she was fuckin
But fuck it, it′s over, there′s no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baby′s travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It′s like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Now it don′t feel like the world′s on my shoulders
Everyone′s leanin on me
Cuz my baby know′s that her daddy′s a soldier
Nothin′ can take her from me

[Outro - Spoken]
Woo!
I told you I can′t sing.
Oh well, I tried
Hailie, ′member when I said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what?
Daddy′s here.
And I ain′t goin nowhere baby
I love you! (kiss)

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Intro]

Oh! My Goodness!
What have I done!
Oh no!
I can′t believe it!
It′s like...
I′ve got, the whole, world, in my palms!
And I′m ready to drop

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It′s the village in New York
Right next to the TriBeCa
That′s my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can′t get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya′
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex
And I bet ya′ I tantalize ya′
And in less than 5 seconds I get ya′
They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
Next to the guy with
Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That′s my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess
I′ll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Verse 2]

All my West side bitches throw it up...
Put a balloon inside your pussy
Weep and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the
Deep
End, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep
From throwing up
Man you′ve seen it all before
Your all too familiar wit′ it
There′s a penis on the floor
And two balls
So you know who did it

You know you wit′ it, girl
Don′t front
Oh no you didn′t
I won′t rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole, you kiddin′?
I′ll pee on Rihanna, see man
I′ll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna
Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa
Fold her in two then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that, man
Who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless
Prick unleashing his angers(?)
But the chick′s so old
She looks like she out-lived a life sentence
I never meant this
Line to be so offensive
If you weren′t so defensive
It wouldn′t be
You′re so sensitive

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Verse 3]

Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab hold of this branch
With both hands
Man, they don′t understand
I′m just a sick man
Now everybody′s pissed at me
Like it′s my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words
Geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won′t you break it down for me
And just spit the verse, please!

[Eminem As Christopher Reeves]

Eminem, I′m coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You′ll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn′t even fit you
They don′t feel you
You′re taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let′s breakdance if you think you′re hardcore

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Outro]

The world is mine!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

(feat. Thyme)


Hey yo, what′s up man? Hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya′ll been here every weekend man,
I don′t ever get a chance to rap first man!
That′s cause you whack!
What?!? I ain′t whack nigga, I got some raps for all ya′ll
Nigga my raps fresh, I′ma bust my raps first,
you can bust yours after me if you want to
No no man, I′m going first,
I′m getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
You always rap first,
I′m rapping I don′t care what none of ya′ll say,
I′m fresh, I′m fresh

[Thyme:]
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
I said who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I′ll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes
Jacking life′s of MC′s, now I′m set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, I′m steaming like a teapot
I′ll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If I wanna battle, then I chase them in a Jason mask
It′s an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a fuck, now I give a fuck less
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy′s appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he′s through with his verse, I′m all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights I got a match for you
You couldn′t flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula

[Chorus: Thyme]
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 2: Eminem]
You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me
You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
Intellectually superior, I′ll make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly you′ll see
How much in fear when u hear me you′ll be
Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
I′ll twist you into a different shape
And toss you in Michigan Lake, for fisherman sake
If this is a dream you′d wish you can wake
Every dis you can take, personal
We ain′t friends trying to make amends
If you ain′t ever stole a gate you can take a fence
I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
Your last releases, you bad diseases, that′s the reason
I′m showing you the proper way to operate a mic
So pass it like a hot potato
I′ve never been less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed I can confess

[Chorus: Thyme]
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Whhhooo the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out!! I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo let me get that mic manЕ
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Who the fuck passed you the mic, who the fuck passed you the mic!!
I got the rhymes bitch, I′ll kick that shit

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Eminem:]
Ladies and gentlemen make some noise
Aww shit
Yeah
Y′all ready to get this shit started or what
Well I brought some friends with me too

Now I ain′t back just for the sake of just saying I′m back
I could relax but I′d rather stack ammo on tracks
Couple Xanax light a couple wax candles then black out
And relapse til I yack Jack Daniels and yap, burp bubbles
Attitudes immaturing, double shot of bacardi party
Vision is blurring, waa hooo I can′t see shit
My words get to slurring
Uh oh, you can call me R Kelly now or your in trouble
What′s incurring before after enduring the show
Has no baring on the bad news I′m baring
Whoa what is it word play
No I′m pushing you out the dumps
So suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow
Then stomp your fucking feet till you get to squishing a hoe
It′s panda-monium [? ] when you see him, damn
Baby you look good you′re giving me wood
You should pull over like a sweat shirt with a hood
[? ] you and me both
Break bread while I′m copping over this game
Now pinch a loaf now homie who′s your favourite pain in the ass
Who claims to be spitting the same flames as me
I′m Kanye when he crashed
In otherwords I got the hood on smash
Like I stepped on the gas destroyed the front end
Deployed the damn airbags from the dash
Went through ′em and laughed
Came back an hour after the accident and bit
A god-damn jaw-breaker in half
So stop [? ] the funk and start shaking ya ass
Slaughterhouse in the house with the caucasion rapping
Just Blaze on the track
What the fuck is more amazing than that slut
Answer me that, Royce where you at?

[Royce da 5′9":]
I′m right here Fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers
Are prying you apart[? ], lump on your head designed by a bar-stool
Designed by a cartoon, before I need to be hired
Jimmy ′Io fire Marshall
The 9 tucked against the lining
I pull it out and flip your partner upside-down like ya′ll are a couple 69ing
It′s like Rick James is shooting up your house, nigga... fuck your couch nigga!
You screaming ′fuck the world′ with your middle finger up
While I′m over here shoving my dick in a hole in the mud
My bitch, know I′m perfectly fit for murder
Because I murdered her, so you can call me Nickel the OJ the Glove
I got a Posse of Insane Clowns; blow your brains on your opposite ear
Then ask you how your brain sounds
Bad, evil, weirdo, Alfred [? ], mad cerebral, you on your last burrito!
(What that mean Nickel?)
It′s a rap if you eating, get a beat then terrorize that bitch like I′m Middle Eastern
Slaughterhouse on fire, nobody touching that
Good day and good night, Ortiz where the fuck you at?

[Joel Ortiz:]
I′m right here; my Nike Airs buzz light-years ahead of my mic peers
Quite scary to look at, a nightmare, where my book at I′ll write fear-
In the heart of you tight squares, I harbour the art of you nice [? ]
It′s [? ] cause that made me hotter than my dear
Uncle Al′s breath after polishing off his 9th beer
Homie chill listen, I swear, I′m God; I give tracks a holy feel (Holyfield)
And they bite ears
I′m right here, why wouldn′t I be, just waiting to be hooked to IV′s-
[? ] brown when you look at my pee
And this joint, no exception, so just point a direction, and record the pig′s oink-
When I rip his intestines
This isn′t just an infection; this won′t go away with penicillin injections-
Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection
What I exhibit, seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it
Aww shit I did it again, when I lit with this pen, I admitted this phlegm-
This time along side Em and the Em
So tell a friend to tell a friend, write a disgusting hook
Jump in shark water and swim, yo where the fuck is Crook?

[Crooked I:]
I′m right here letting the shotty pop
Quick as a karate chop, get your body shot, get your top chopped like a lollipop
Come with Maserati drop, in the body shot
Get your mommy knocked, and your Uncle Tommy molli-wopped
I take your life to the 9th inning
A knife in a gunfight I love it me and my knife winning
I laugh when you fall the shit will be funny
I buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money
Man all the bitches holla, they wanna drop my bridges than jaw my dick and swallow
Leave drawers in this Impala, I ball like Iguodala,
I bear more arms than 6 koalas; as soon as a I draw get sent to [? ]
I kill with the tongue, I′m Atilla the Hun, I′m Genghis Khan, I′m a genius spawn
I pillage your village for fun, [? ], a syllable gun
Real as they come, Long Beach [? ]!
Slaughterhouse equals swine flu, [? ] try to do without trying
Cause to us it′s so easy, where, Jump-off Joe Beezy?

@ Eminem