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Текст песни:

this is the "Part 2"

[Rihanna]
On the first page of our story
The future seemed so bright
Then this thing turned out so evil
I don′t know why I′m still surprised

Even angels have their wicked schemes
And you take that to new extremes
But you′ll always be my hero
Even though you′ve lost your mind

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
But that′s all right, because I like the way it hurts!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry..?
But that′s all right, because I love the way you lie!
I love the way you lie!

Ohh,
I love the way you lie!

[Rihanna]
Now there′s gravel in our voices
Glass is shattered from the fight
In this tug of war, you′ll always win
Even when I′m right

′cause you feed me fables from your hand
With violent words and empty threats
And it′s sick that all these battles
Are what keeps me satisfied

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
But that′s all right, because I like the way it hurts!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
That′s all right, because I love the way you lie!
I love the way you lie!

Ohh,
I love the way you lie!
Oh-oooh

[Rihanna]
So maybe I′m a masochist!
I try to run, but I don′t wanna ever leave...
Til the walls are goin′ up
In smoke with all our memories..!!!

[Eminem]
This morning, you wake, a sun-ray hits your face...
Smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction...
Hush, baby, speak softly...
Tell me "You & I′ll be sorry..." that you
pushed me into the coffee table last night
So I can push you off me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch
me!!!!!!
Run out the room and I′ll follow you like a lost puppy!!!!!!

Baby, without you I′m nothing, I′m so lost, hug me!!!!!!
Masteroff tochka org!!!!!!!!!!
Then tell me how ugly I am, but that you′ll always love
me!!!!!!!!!!!
Then after that, shove me,
In the aftermath of the...

Destructive path that we′re on,
Two psychopaths, but we know that no matter,
How many knives we put in each other′s backs!!!
That we′ll have each other′s backs, ′cause we′re that
lucky!!!!!

Together, we move mountains, let′s not make mountains out of
molehills,
You hit me twice, yeah, but who′s countin′?
I may have hit you three times, I′m startin′ to lose
count!!!
But together, we′ll live forever, we found the youth
fountain!!!
Our love is crazy, we′re nuts, but I refused counselin′,
This house is too huge, if you move out I′ll burn all two
thousand!
Square feet of it to the ground, ain′t shit you can do about
it,
With you I′m in my fuckin′ mind, without you, I′m out
it!!!!!!

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
But that′s all right, because I like the way it hurts!
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
Well, that′s all right, because I love the way you lie!

I love the way you lie!

I love the way you lie..!

I love the way you lie...


@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I don′t understand
Why are you being so mean?
You′re mean mean man

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can′t do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you′re a meanie, a meanie
But it′s only cuz you′re
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I′m what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it′s too easy to see
You′re just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I′m going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind; your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you′re so fuckin′ jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I′m kidding
I just wanted to see if you′re still listenin′
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I′ve been dying to ask, it′s been itchin′ at me
Is it just because

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can′t do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you′re a meanie, a meanie
But it′s only cuz you′re
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I′m what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it′s too easy to see
You′re really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I′m kidding again you idiot, no I didn′t
That′s just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain′t, it?
But I can bust one take without lookin′ at no paper
It doesn′t take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You′re droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you′re disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch ′N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall I′m so jealous of you
Please say you won′t tell nobody
I′d be so embarrassed, I′m just absolutely terrified
That someone′s gonna find out why I′m saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It′s my own insecurity!

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can′t do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you′re a meanie, a meanie
But it′s only cuz you′re
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I′m what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it′s too easy to see
You′re just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we′re going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of
ecstasy
Cuz that′s exactly what your eyes look like, want to check
to see?
Here′s a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You′re both green with envy and look like idiots with
sunglasses on ′em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you′re not happy
I know you′d much rather see me lying in the corner of a
room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours
is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it′s pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is
torturous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can′t do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you′re a meanie, a meanie
But it′s only cuz you′re
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I′m what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it′s too easy to see
You′re just a really big weenie, big weenie.


@ Eminem

Текст песни:

i wanna fuckin apologize
what the fuck for
well all the lies
i sit and wonder why we have balls as eyes
why men couldn′t just have penises wallet size
if i loved you i cud′ve called your house
but i wasn′t sure
if me or you
was insecure
that you could cure
all my pain
or if it was just the goddamn rain
it just right ain′t
i cudn′t find the idea main
in you while shit i went down fuckin memory lane
some days i wanted to be a comedian
there i find myself starin down at my feet again
i never wanted us to really meet again
but you had to go and work at that heat campaign
some days i wanna run
get away from all this sun
go someplace where i can have some fun
i noticed i′m having none
so rescue me
i beg you please
i wanna touch slim shady and have my moment of eztreme stun
while i go home and act real crazy
poisonin minds of real young ladies
die until i′m an asshole at 80
and last but not least, i love you too mathers, hailie
(chorus)
still wanna diss me
you mo′fuckin asshole u pissin here
ima stop talkin bout breasts
just now and then though cuz i still need to find the rest

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Eminem Ft. Dr. Dre

[Eminem]
I want you to understand something
that when I come up in this b-tch I want the fans jumping,
I want the fist pumping in the air,
I don’t look like a millionnaire,
but I feel like a million bucks,
ladies wont ya fill your cups,
Shady’s come to fill ya up,
if your a D or a C cup
you can even be a B
its just me and DRE
you’ll be in the ER we’ll be strapped with so much TNT,
we may blow no not even CPR from the EMT
could help you to resuscitate
you busters must be flustered wait
you cant cut the mustard, whats your problem can’t you bust a grape,
whats my name, shady came and just crushed the game,
its really not even fair to them,
cos they pale in comparisons
so much they might aswell wear a skin,
dont you just wish you could share his pen
cos this sh-ts getting embarrassing,
the fog is thickening the air is thin,
cos he wont even let them try to breathe,
da da di di da di dee, he makes it look so easy,
girl you just hit the lottery,

[Chorus]
now this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on,
and hell breaks loose,
try to restrain us you cant contain us,
we still gonna make a stink no matter what we do,
everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just cut loose,
so this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
and hell breaks loose,

[Dr Dre]
This is when sh-ts hits the fan,
like it just splattered on stan
this is the only moment that matters,
ya homie rolled in with Mathers,
like chaos erupts Em’s in back Dre’s in the front
so do what we say at once this songs like a Seance, it haunts,

[Eminem]
It makes em stay in a trance
no choice they have to dance,

[Dr Dre]
Its like the play-off just making sure that we stay in the hunt
take a day off of what man you better lay off the blunts
you must be smoking something
you think I aint smoking nothing stay off my nuts,
now hit the floor baby time to wipe away all the rust,
shake all them cobwebs loose,
loosen up with a little bit of Grey Goose,
yeah girl shake that caboose
I don’t wanna see you try to make no excuse,
DRE is on the loose,
A Mongoose when its comes to the chronic use,
you know I can’t stand to lose,
me and my goons are like animals,
we come through like a pack of wolves,
so we came here to retract the roof,
yeah man aint that the truth,
girl your man’s back in the booth
definitely back up in this b-tch,
this is when all hell breaks loose,

[Chorus]
now this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on,
and hell breaks loose,
try to restrain us you cant contain us,
we still gonna make a stink no matter what we do,
everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just cut loose,
so this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
and hell breaks loose,

[Eminem]
Now I know your feeling discouraged but homie just mark my words,
A murderer in the flow, liquid courage im finna blow
as soon as we hit the door power surges head to toe
I’m sure to push it as far as words are meant to go,
we’re in the indigo Winnebago with tinted windows,
ferocious as we proceed to beat up the block widcha hoe,
with speakers knocking its 3 0 clock
me and Doc then proceed to drop E
and hop out the vehicle and knock on your door,

[Dr Dre]
Yeah so let us in ‘fore we huff and puff and we blow,
we aint bluffin for nothing
we’ll knock the stuffing out ya
revenge is so sweet, move til ya injure ya feet
yeah move or lose it freak,
move to the beat, lose yourself indubitably,
pass up on that lil cute chick right there,
that would be pretty damn stupid to me
born and raised in the CPT,
yeah Los Angeles who’s in the streets,
them haters hating on me,
but I refuse to lose any sleep,
keep that deuce deuce in the seat,
Dre fall off thats news to me,

[Chorus]
now this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on,
and hell breaks loose,
try to restrain us you cant contain us,
we still gonna make a stink no matter what we do,
everywhere we go it seems were looking for any excuse to just cut loose,
so this should be the part of the song that they drop the needle on
and hell breaks loose

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Male Medic]
Mr. Mathers?
Mr. Mathers!
Mr. Mathers...Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice?
OK he′s not responding
I′m gonna need an 18 gauge left AC right away

[Female Medic]
Uh, BP is 90 over 12, respiration′s at 8
OK I′m tubing him

[Male Medic]
DMC this is medic 41

[Voice over radio]
Medic 41, this is DMC base, go ahead

[Female Medic]
He′s cold, spike him back and grab the back board

[Male Medic]
OK, got it, on 3...1, 2, 3
Hu-let′s move...

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Em, what′s goin′ on...It′s Paul...ahhm...Dre gave me a copy of the new album...and...I
just...sigh...Fuck it.

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Yeah, you feel that baby?
Yeah I feel it too
Damn, you know, I′m so glad we could spend this time together
See, I′m not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

[Verse 1]
I′m the american dream, I′m the definiton of white trash ballin′,
I′m right back on ′em, with a (chicka chicka chicka)
I can′t call it, same shit different toilet
Oh you got a nice ass darling
Can′t wait to get you into my benz, take you for a spin
Whatchu mean we aint fuckin′, you take me for a friend
Lemme tell you the whole story, of shady′s origin
You′ll be sorry if you slam my mercedes door again
Now, it all started with my father
I must′ve got my pimpin genes from him, the way he left my momma
I′m a rolling stone, just like him, word of johnny drama
Keep my entourage with me, baby I′m making a promise
There aint nobody as bomb as me, I′m calm as the breeze,
I′m the bee′s knee′s, his legs, and his arms
Ima superstar girl, I′m ready for your momma
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

[Chorus]
So bad, I′m so good (man I′m so bad)
I guarantee I′ll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
(X2)

[Verse 2]
I wont quit until a shot of [unknown],
First I′ll kiss your navel, work my way down,
Baby you can lay down on the table,
But you may wanna find something more stable,
I told you aint foolin from the gate, this aint the first day of april
But thank you for staying, april
Imma make you learn to appreciate me, differenciate me,
From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake g′s,
Skip over the huggy bear, and all the kissy face please
Initiate phase 3, missy now service me,
Take another shot of jager, shake it so nervously,
Take your time baby, oh you′re the bomb baby,
Oh you′re doing that even better than your mom, lady
I told you why I′m shady, you didn′t listen now did you
Relax woman, you know that I′m only kiddin with you
Got a twisted sense of humor, it′s warped, but I didn′t hit ya
I think you′re finally starting to get the picture, I′m just

[Chorus]
So bad, I′m so good (man I′m so bad)
I guarantee I′ll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[Bridge]
I′m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
I′m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
I can hold you in the morning, but in the evening I gotta go
Cause I′m on to the next girl, and the next girl I kinda like oh oh oh

[Verse 3]
I got you caught up in the raps yeah
Make you recap the feelings you had for your last boyfriend, before he slapped ya
You never wanted someone so bad, ya
Sweatin, but if I′m what you wanted why′d you panic when I grabbed ya
Girl don′t be so frantic I′m just a hopeless romantic,
Don′t try to fight the feeling of somethin that′s so organic,
You can′t ignore it, so don′t just stand before it,
Just drop them panties to the floor, let′s get to camcordin′,
Damn shawty I told you this was bound to happen,
Lyrics from killer hip hop dot com,
Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin, I was bound to work a number on your back
And throw your spine out of alignment,
My love has got you so blind that you couldnt pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup
So stop with the store pick up line ups,
Lets get the pineapple going,
No one will knock as long as I hang a sign up sayin don′t disturb,
Shawty I′m so superb, I say the right things, don′t I speak the dopest words?

[Chorus]
So bad, I′m so good (man I′m so bad)
I guarantee I′ll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
(X2)

[Bridge]
I′m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
I′m dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
I can hold you in the morning, but in the evening I gotta go
Cause I′m on to the next girl, and the next girl I kinda like oh oh oh

[Chorus]
So bad, I′m so good (man I′m so bad)
I guarantee I′ll be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint ever met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
(X2)
[End]

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Tonya]
Hey! Hey, stop, hey. Please stop, fuck stop!
Thank God you stopped.
fuck, my fucking on star isn′t working,
I left my fucking phone at home!
God, I′ve been standing out here for like, an hour
I′n soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. Really, you′re a life-saver
What are you doing?
Fucking! Get away from me! What the FUCK! FUCKIN ASSHOLE!
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER! GET AWAY!
GET AWAY YOU FUCKIN FREAK! GET AWAY FROM ME!
GODDAMIT FUCK! HELP ME!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Eminem]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.

[Female Voice]
"Ooooohhhhh!"

[Eminem]
Guess who′s back, back again
Shady′s back, tell a friend
Guess who′s back, guess who′s back,
guess who′s back, guess who′s back,
guess who′s back, guess who′s back,
guess who′s back...

I′ve created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I′m chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I′ll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I′m not cooperating
When I′m rocking the table while he′s operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I′m back, I′m on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won′t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit′s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!"

Now this looks a job for me..
So everybody just follow me..
Cuz we need a little controversy..
Cuz it feels so empty without me ..

I said this looks like a job for me..
So everybody just follow me..
Cuz we need a little controversy..
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin′ the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it′s a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I′m back fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I′m gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I′m interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here′s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me..
So everybody just follow me..
Cuz we need a little controversy..
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

I said this looks like a job for me..
So everybody just follow me..
Cuz we need a little controversy..
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who′s talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don′t know me, you′re too old
Let go, it′s over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I′ve been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I′m dis-gus-ting,
But its just me I′m just obscene
Though I′m not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There′s a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It′ll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me..
So everybody just follow me..
Cuz we need a little controversy..
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

Hum de la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hum de la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

"Kids!"

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I don′t know dude. I think everyone′s all jealous an shit, cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band,
dude. And I think everybody′s got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with
me after the show.



(Chorus)

Because,

These chicks don′t even know the name of my band

But they′re all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man

All because I′m the lead singer of my band



Eminem

So I get off stage right?

Drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I′m all like,

′Sup, ladies? My name′s Slim Shady

I′m the lead singer of D12 baby.′

They′re all like,

′Oh my God it′s him!

Becky Oh my fucking God it′s Eminem!

I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock

Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!′

And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS

All the chicks start yellin′ All the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight It′s kinda like sibling rivalry

Cuz they′re back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think they′re tryin to steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be

This rockstar shit is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me

Because these



(Chorus)



My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!



Swifty

You just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha?

Hey man how come we dont rap on Protools?

And smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a van, and he in a tour bus

Don′t want my autograph you′s a liar

No I′m Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva)

And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, Its simple but

All I did, was read a Russel Simins book

So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map

Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back



Kuniva & Kon Artis

K:Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit

KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics

K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

Eminem:No, I had an interview

Not you dude

K:You gon be late for sound check

KA:Man, I ain′t goin to sound check

K:But our mics are screwed up

KA:And his always sound best

You know what man? Ima say som′m

K:Aiyo Em!

Eminem:YOU GOT SOM′M TO SAY?

KA:Man, nothin

K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?

KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up

You ain′t even back me up and were supposed to be crew

K:Man, I was ′bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!)



(chorus)



Proof

They say the lead singers hot

But the group is not

Once they′ve sold our arenas to amusement parks

Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut him mike off when the music starts

Eminem:AIYO ITS-

Proof:Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear ′HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!′

We in a band bitch?

We don′t play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

Of these guys actin funny over area codes

Eminem:Proof carry my bag!

Proof:Bitch carry your own

Can′t make it to the stage

security in the way

Fans:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE′S OBIE AND DRE?



Bizarre

Goddamnit Im sick of this group

Its time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps

til Kon Artis slipped me some crack

Lose yourself video (I was in the back)

Superman video (I was in the back)

For the media, I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

Like who is D12, how we get started?

Reporter:But what about Eminem?

Bizarre:Bitch, are you retarded?

Anyway, Im the popularest guy in the group

Big ass stomach, bitches think Im cute

Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff

Did two and a half and couldnt get up

Fuck D12 Im outta this band

Im bout to start a group with the real Roxanne



Eminem

Girl why cant you see you′re the



D12

Only one for me and it just



Eminem

Tears my ass apart to know that,

You don′t know my naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (punch)



Bizarre

These chicks don′t even know the name of my band (Haha!)

But they′re all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)

Cuz once I blow I know that Ill be the man (Yeah)

All because I′m the lead singer of my



Eminem and Bizarre

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!



Eminem

Im the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

Im the lead singer of my band

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa

Look out for mine lead singer lip scald

My salsa

My salsa salsa salsa salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

and take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

and take off their underpants

My salsa



Where′d everybody go?

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit?
[Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn′t!
Ahhh! They didn′t do it again,
what-what, what-what?
Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?
[Dre] Oh fo′ sho′!
[Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
This is special right here
What-what, what-what-what?
Yeah, it′s a toast to the boogie baby
Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie
Yeah, y′know! What′s crackin Dre?

[Dr. Dre]
Just let me lay back and kick some mo′ simplistic pimp shit
on Slim′s shit and star rise like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)
Throw on ′Guilty Conscience′ at concerts
and watch mosh pits till motherfuckers knock each other
unconscious
(Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws
is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it′s packed and fulla
cars
Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from
Crenshaw
from Long Beach to South Central
{*LOUD SCREAM*} Whoa, not these niggaz again
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again
(Hehe) You and what army could harm me?
D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach
(East-side!) Came a long way, to makin these songs play
It′ll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz′, and I carry it all day
(Blaow!) Sometimes it′s like a nightmare, just bein Andre,
but I.

[Snoop Dogg]
Somehow, someway - tell ′em, nigga
You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da fuck I′m
comin from
I get the party crackin from the shit that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of ′em the same - bang
bang!
Damn baby girl what′s your name?
I forgot - what′d you say it was? Damn a nigga buzzed
Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem
(Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?)
The Great White American Hope, done hooked up
with the King of the motherfuckin West coast, bay-bayy!

Chorus: Nate Dogg (+Snoop)

And you don′t really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
[Snoop] That′s, the devil, they always wanna dance

[Xzibit]
I′m the Head Nigga In Charge, I′m watchin you move
You′re found dead in your garage, with ten o′clock news
coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It′s like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I′m in the club shootin with Puff
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c′mon

Chorus 2X

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
Awww naww, big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long
Back up, in the, heezy BAY-BAY
He′s Sha-day!

[Snoop] He′s so cra-zay!

[Eminem]
Hahaha! Gimme the mic, let me recite, ′til Timothy White
pickets outside the Interscope offices every night
What if he′s right? I′m just a criminal, makin a living
off of the world′s misery - what in the world gives me the
right
to say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird
Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the ′burbs
Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
that somewhere deep down, there′s a decent human being in
me
It just can′t be found, so the reason you′ve been seeing
this me
is cause this is me now, the recent dude who′s being this
mean
So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TV
or heard the CD usin the fag word so freely
it′s just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
{*LOWER pitch*} Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot
You happy now? Look here

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they
know)
I start some shit they throw me out the back do′ (the back
do′)
Come back and shoot the club up with a fo′-fo′ (a fo′-fo′)

Chorus 2X

[Xzibit]
2001 and forever
Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate Dogg
C′mon, yeah!!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

(feat. Obie Trice)


Obie, yo′, i′m sick, damn, you straight dog...

[CHORUS]

That′s why I ain′t got no time, for these games and stupid tricks, or these bitches on my dick,
that′s how dudes be getting sick, that′s how dicks be getting drips, falling victims to this
shit, from these bitches on our dicks, fucking chickens with no ribs, that′s why I ain′t got no
time...

[Obie Trice]
Yo′, I woke up fucked up off the liquor I drunk, I had a bag of the skunk won in last nights
tunk, pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners, fucked me good, you should of
seen this, big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french roll stylin′, body like a stallion, sizin′
up the figure while my shit getting bigger, debatin′ on a fuck or do I want to be her nigga,
caressin′ this bitch, plus i′m checking out them tit′s, sippin′ on that fine shit I ain′t used
to buyin′, I gotta hit it from behind, it′s mandatory, like takin′ hoe′s money, but that′s
another story, for surely, the pussy on toast after we toast, her clothes fell like bishop in
juice, the womb beater, clean pussy eater, insertin′ my jock in that spot hotter than the
hottest block, don′t stop, the response I got when I was knockin′ it, clock steady tickin′,
kinky finger lickin′, and can on, semen′s at my tip when she moans, I gotta slow down before I
cum soon, and work that nigga, like a slave owner, when I dropped off my outfit, she knew I
wanted to bone her, she foamin′ at the lips, the one between them hips, pubic hairs lookin′ like
some sour cream dip, without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though, pussy tighter than
conditions of us black folks, we in the final stretch, the last part of sex, I bust a fat ass
nut, then I woke up next, like what the fuck is goin′ on here, this bitch evaporated, pussy and
all, just picked up and vacated, now i′m frusturated cause my dick was unprotected, and Doctor
Wesley tellin′ me I really got that shit...

[CHORUS]

[Eminem]
Now I don′t wanna hit no woman, but this chick′s got it comin′, someone better get this bitch,
before she get′s kicked in the stomach, and she′s pregnant, but she′s eggin′ me on, beggin′ me
to throw her off the steps of this porch, my only weapon is force and I don′t wanna resort to
any violence of any sort, but what′s she shovin′ me for, doesn′t she love me no more, wasn′t she
huggin′ me four minutes ago at the door, man, i′m this close to goin′ toe-to-toe with this
whore, what would you do if she was tellin′ you she wants a divorce, she′s havin′ another baby
in a month, and it′s yours, and you find out it isn′t cause this bitch has been visitin′ someone
else, and suckin′ his dick and kissin′ you on the lips when you get back, to Michigan, now the
plot is thickenin′ worse, cause you feel like you′ve been stickin′ your fuckin′ dick in a
hearse, so you paranoid at every little cold that you get, ever since they told you this shit,
you′ve been holdin′ your dick, so you go to the clinic, sweatin′ every minute you in it, then
the doctor comes out lookin′ like Dennis the Menace, and it′s obvious to everyone in the lobby
it′s AIDS, he ain′t even gotta call you in his office to say it, so you jet back home, cause you
gon′ get that hoe, when you see her, you gon′ bend her fuckin′ neck back, yo′, cause you love
her, you never would expect that blow, Obie told you the scoop, how could she stoop that low,
Jesus, I don′t believe this, bitch works at the cleaners, bringin′ me home diseases, swingin′
from Obie′s penis, she′s so deceivin′, shit this hoe′s a genius, she g′d us...

[CHORUS]

I′m busy, yeah, fuck these bitches, fuck ′em all, get money, Shady records, Obie Trice, Eminem,
motherfucker, new millenium shit, yeah, turn this shit off, turn this shit the fuck off...

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
it′s gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain′t lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money′ll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I′m tired of life
I′m tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I′m tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
I′m tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I′m tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I′m tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I′m smartin off
I′m tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I′m tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
I′d buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I′d make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I′m on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn′t be enough, because I′d still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I′m tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I′m tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
I′m tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I′m tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they′re tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain′t bringin half the skill as me
saying they wasn′t feeling me on "Nobody′s As Ill As Me"
I′m tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

But if I had a million dollars
I′d buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I′d make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I′m on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn′t be enough, because I′d still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

You know what I′m saying?
I′m tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How′m I ′sposed to be positive when I don′t see shit positive?
Know what I′m sayin?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I′m sayin? Right now I′m tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that′s going on in my own city
Can′t get no airplay, you know what I′m sayin?
But ey, it′s cool though, you know what I′m sayin?
Just fed up
That′s my word

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Must be the Ganja
it′s the marihuana
thats creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

Yea, (oh, oh), yea yea, oh

I feel like dancing
I feel like dancing

I smell something in the air thats making me (high)
I said I smell something in the air thats making me high

ok here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, fa so la di fa so
lyrical rise flow, give back the Tabasco
you mother fuckers musta not know the tic tac songs
time to show you the mo kick ass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pick axe a sick asshole
she tac toe frozen six pack with exacto
knives, strangling wives with pig lasso
few bags of the the grass, zig zags, im with the doc so
you know how that go, skull and the crossbones
this is poison, the boys and girls who do not know
you do not want to try this at home my novato (novice)
this is neither the time or the place to get macho
so crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
maybe some popcorn, and watch the show and just rock slow
it′s not what you expected, tho what you thought though
bout time to you wake the fuck up smell the pot smoke

it must be the ganja
it′s the marijuana
thats creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s gotten into me I don′t mind

it must be the Ganja
it′s the marijuana
what′s creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

your dreams of getting fulfilled, I am literally getting the chills
spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
you′re submitting to skill, sitting still, I′m admitting, I′m beginning to feel
like I don′t think anyone′s real,
faced with a dilemma, I can be Dali Llama and become a bin gramma a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer
please don′t upset me mama, you lookin sexy mama,
don′t know if this the lala or the rum and pepsi mama
don′t want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer,
be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
how many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row,
put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper,
name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper,
location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped,
the trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
and which motel which lake they found her in,
and how they attacked the victim,
say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one,
which knife and which gun, which kid, what wife or which nun?,
No stop I like this it′s fun, the fuckin night′s just begun.

it must be the ganja
it′s the marijuana
that′s creeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s gotten into me I don′t mind

it must be the Ganja
it′s the marijuana
what′s screeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

when I′m behind a mic dynamite is what its kinda like
get stuck with that same stick that you′re trying to light
behind the boards is Dre, legends are made this way
isn′t it safe to say, this is the way it should be?
maybe you need some lyric syrup sign for your symptoms
heres a dosage of the antidote now you give him some,
he can give her some, she can give him some
get behind a lynn drum, make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome
you′re spitting drama when it comes to lyrics and penance I′m
starting from scratch and then ending up at the end ending up
capable of bringing a bullets a still unbelievable bullets a
titanium brain that′s full of, surprises
when the smoke rises right before your very own eyes
you stare into your stereos high
good evening, this ain′t even a weed thing,
I didn′t even smoke anything , I didn′t even drink anything

it must be the ganja
it′s the marijuana
that′s screeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s gotten into me I don′t mind

it must be the Ganja
it′s the marijuana
that′s screeping upon me while I′m so high
maybe it′s the Hindi that has gotten in me
whatever′s got into me I don′t mind

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Some days I just wanna up and call it quits
I feel like I′m surrounded by a wall of bricks
Every time I go to get up I just fall in pits
My life′s like one great big ball of shit
If I could just, put it all into all I spit
Instead of always tryin′ to swallow it
Instead of starin′ at this wall and shit
While I sit writer′s block, sick of all this shit
Can′t call it, shit
All I know is I′m about to hit the wall
If I have to see another one of mom′s alcoholic fits
This is it, last straw, that′s all, that′s it
I ain′t dealin′ with another fuckin politic
I′m like a skillet bubblin′ until it filters up
I′m about to kill it, I can feel it buildin′ up
Blow this building up, I′ve concealed enough
My cup, runneth over, I done filled it up
The pen explodes and busts, ink spills my guts
You think, all I do is stand here and feel my nuts?
Well I′mma show you what, you gon′ feel my rush
You don′t feel it, then it must be too real to touch
Peel the dutch, I′m about to tear shit up
Goosebumps yea, I′mma make your hair sit up
Yea sit up, I′mma tell you who I be
I′mma make you hate me, cause you ain′t me
You wait, it ain′t too late to finally see
What you closed-minded fucks were too blind to see
Whoever finds me is gonna get a finder′s fee
Out this world, ain′t no one out there mind as me
You need peace of mind? Here′s a piece of mine
All I need′s a line
But sometimes I don′t always find the words to rhyme
To express how I′m really feelin′ at that time
Yea sometimes sometimes sometimes
It′s just sometimes, it′s always me
How dark can these hallways be?
The clock strikes midnight, one-two, then half past three
This half-assed rhyme with this half-assed piece of paper
I′m desperate at my desk
If I can just get the rest of the shit off my chest again
Stuck in a slump, can′t think of nothin′
Fuck I′m stumped, but wait, here comes somethin′
Nope, it′s not good enough, scribble it out
New pad, crinkle it up, and throw the shit out
I′m fizzlin′ now, thought I figured it out
Ball′s in my court, but I′m scared to dribble it out
I′m afraid, but why am I afraid?
Why am I a slave to this trade?
Cyanide I spit to the grave
Real enough to rile you up
Want me to flip it I can rip it any style you want
I′m a switch hitter bitch, Jimmy Smith′s ain′t a quitter
I′mma sit until I get enough in me to finally hit a
Fuckin′ boilin′ point, put some oil in your joints
Flip the coin bitch, come get destroyed
An MC′s worst dream, I make ′em tense
They hate me, see me and shake like a chain-link fence
By the looks of ′em, you would swear their jaws was comin′
By the screams of ′em, you would swear I′m sawin′ someone
By the way they′re runnin, you would swear the law was comin′
It′s now or never and tonight is all or nothin′
Momma Jimmy keeps leavin′ on us, he said he′d be back
He pinky promised, I don′t think he′s honest
I′ll be back baby, I just gotta beat this clock
Fuck this clock, I′ma make ′em eat this watch
Don′t believe me watch, I′mma win this race
And I′mma come back and rub my shit in your face, bitch
I found my niche, you gon′ hear my voice
′Til you sick of it, you ain′t gonna have a choice
If I gotta scream ′til I have half a lung
If I had half a chance I′d grab it
Rabbit run

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

We touch I feel a rush
We clutch it isnt much
But its enough to make me wonder whats in store for us
Its lust its torcherous
You must be a socerous cause you just
Did the impossible
Game I trust dont play games itll be dangerous
If you fuck me over
Cause if I get burnt imma show you what its like to hurt
Cause I been treated like dirt before ya
And love is evil
Spell it backwards ill show ya

Nobody knows me im cold
Walk down this road all alone
Its noones fault but my own
Its the path ive chosen to go
Frozen as snow I show no emotion whatsoever so
Dont ask me why I have no love for these mufuckin hos
Bloodsuckin suckubusses what the fuck is up with this
Ive tried in this department but I aint had no luck with this
Its sucks but its exactly what I thought it would be
Like tryin to start over
I gotta hole in my heart im some kind of emotional rollercoaster
Somethin I wont go on til you toy with my emotion so its over
Its like an explosion everytime I hold ya wasnt jokin when I told ya
Ya take my breathe away
Your a supernova.. and im a

[Chorus]
Imma space bound rocketship in your heart spittin morn?
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles aim a keen eye right at you (maybe?)
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
Right at you


[Verse 2]
I do whatever it takes
When im with you I get the shakes
My body aikes when I aint
With you I have zero strength
Theres no limit on how far I would go
No boundries no lengths
Why do we say that until we get that person that we thinks
Gonna be that one and then once we get em its never the same
You want them when they dont want you
Soon as they do feelings change
Its not a contest and I aint on no conquest for no mate
I wasnt lookin but I stumbled onto you mustve been fate
But so much is at stake what the fuck does it take
Lets cut to the chase
But a door shuts in your face
Promise me if I cave in and break and leave myself open
That I wont be makin a mistake


[Chorus]
Imma space bound rocketship in your heart spittin morn?
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles aim a keen eye right at you (maybe?)
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
Right at you


[Verse 3]
So after a year and 6 months its no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts
Never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you
Let down my guard swear to god
Ill blow my brains in your lap
Lay here and die in your arms
Up to my knees and im bleedin
Im tryin to stop you from leavin
You wont even listen so fuck it
Im tryin to stop you from breathin
I put both hands on your throat
I sit on top of you squeezin
Til I snap ya neck like a popsicle stick
Aint no possible reason I could think of to let you walk up out this house
And let you live
Tears streamed down both of my cheeks
Then I let you just go and just give
And before I put that gun to my temple
I told you this


And I would do anything for you
To show you how much I adored you
But its over now
Its too late to save our love
Just promise me youll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star cause imma

[Chorus]
Imma space bound rocketship in your heart spittin morn?
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles aim a keen eye right at you (maybe?)
And im so lost without you
So lost without you
Without you
Without you

@ Eminem