Список текстов песен the queers

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I′m really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I′m never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.

I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.

Now I got a job.
My foreman′s name is Bob.
He′s really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My girlfriend says she loves me.
Her mother says so, too.
I′m lifting weights most every day.
Won′t take no shit from you.

I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.

@ The Queers

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I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn′t like him
He told me that he′d really like to go in bed
He told me that he′d like to give me vicious head

He′s a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up

His boy friend says, "Come live with me"
His boy friend says, "Come and make the scene"
His mom and dad are awful proud
It′s perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
Boy toy, jerk off, fuck up

[Chorus to end]

@ The Queers

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A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that′s where I′m coming from
I′m in a little trouble, beating up my mom
I′m gonna live a million years and then I′ll go to hell

Your big fat mouth is what I smell

Brush your teeth [x5]

I′d love to punch you in the face
I′d love to beat the brat
I′d really like to fuck you, but your ass is fat
I′m gonna live a million years and then I′ll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell

Brush your teeth

@ The Queers

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When trouble come, you stick your head in the sand.
You fuckin′ jerk, you got your drink in your hand.
And I′m fuckin′ sick of hearin′ you whine
About everyone that′s wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin′, wastin′, wastin′ all your time.

Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.

You think you′re punk, but you′re really a snob.
And you talked yourself right out of a job.
And I′m fuckin′ sick of hearin′ you whine
About everyone that′s wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin′, wastin′, wastin′ all your time.

Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.

You think that you′re perfect, so lovable and cute.
But you′re just so pathetic that it makes me wanna puke.
You stupid little shit, go suck your mommy′s tit.
Get lost.

Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.

@ The Queers

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Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving′s the life for me, I′m such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime

Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I′m just so proud
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out

The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime

@ The Queers

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I′m gonna shake, I′m gonna shimmy too
I′m gonna shake, I′m gonna really move
I′m gonna ride my skateboard all the way
I really dig your beaches and the girls they′re all peaches
Yeah, Black′s beach is such a cool break too
I don′t know why I′m living this way
Must have coppertone on my brain
It′s really fun out in the sun
I fight the mob out in the smog
But you can keep old Californ-i-a
And when you fall into the sea
Don′t you look for me, I′ll be in Boston Hey Hey Hey

I guess I′m not hip to your kind of trip
Your tans don′t mean shit to me

[Chorus]

So goodbye California
It′s been really nice
Goodbye California, Goodbye California
Make up or die

[Mean Guitar solo]

I′m going back home to see the Ramones
Get your ass off the phone, let′s go!!!

@ The Queers

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Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King
And you know the girls were looking real cool
Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow
There′s just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I′m screwed
That I′m only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries

Well she′s my Burger King Queen
Burger King Queen, Burger King Queen
And she′s everything to me
etc, etc,

So anyway, anyhow, holy cow, what the heck′s a sucker to do
And I was thinking out loud and I said oh wow
There′s just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I′m screwed
That I′m only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries

[Chorus]

@ The Queers

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I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed ′til noon
And now I just don′t care what′s going on outside this room
Things aren′t getting better
My future′s not too bright
Fuck the world I′m hanging out with you tonight
Me and you will walk around so pointlessly
Smashing things, jacked up on way too much caffeine
I′m really going nowhere
I hate this shitty life
Fuck the world I′m hanging out with you tonight

@ The Queers

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All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls they get so impressed
It maked me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
it′s ′95 not ′69
I don′t think it′s very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they′re just
The biggest jerks around
I′m askingyou on bending knees
Change your hairdo, won′t you please
Lose that ponytail, you′ll see
That you′d be so cool like me
Won′t you won′t you cut it, dude
Won′t you won′t you cut it, dude
Won′t you won′t you cut it, dude
That you′d be so cool like me

@ The Queers

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Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew
They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room
My mother caught me in her purse - Hey that′s just my luck
But I needed money for more beer and butts
GO (4x)
CHORUS:
Grounded - Now it′s time to suck my thumb
Grounded - I bet Dad′s on top of Mom
Grounded - And I don′t know what to do
Grounded - And it ain′t too fucking cool
Grounded
Grounded
Trousers ′round his ankles as he gave me the belt
Dumber than a fence post - that is how I felt
You′d never see this happen on the Brady Bunch
Well I′d love to give my fat old man a great big fucking punch
GO (4x)
CHORUS
Grounded yeah

@ The Queers

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Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too.
Wears a Green Day hat; he don′t watch the news.
He′s rough; he′s tough; he′s fun to have around.
He ain′t no fucking clown.
He′s Danny Vapid, the punk rocker - oh yeah!

Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
And he′s okay to me.

I′m so sick of hearing stupid rumors flying around.
One more fucking time, and someone′s head′ll get a pound.
You phony kids, go listen to your ska.
Get beat up by your ma.
Soon you′ll be a stupid, college asshole
Like your heroes.

Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain′t no faggot.
But he′s okay to me.

@ The Queers

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Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now I ain′t since I got you
Oh honey, don′t, fdon′t you be so cool
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
Yeah, you taught me wrong from right
And now I brush my teeth every night
Oh honey don′t, don′t you be so cool
I used to think some girls were so cruel
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don′t say maybe ′cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I′m daydreaming my lfe away ′cause of you
Yeah, I love the funny clothes that you wear
And the little things that you do to your hair
Oh honey don′t, don′t you be so cool
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all thorugh
But now it ain′t since I got you
Oh honey don′t, don′t you be so cool
Stick with me, I′ll stick with you
I used to think that some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don′t say maybe ′cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I′m daydreaming my lfe away ′cause of you

@ The Queers

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I think paying fuckin′ rent sucks
I′m sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn′t be drunk at noon

CHORUS:
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriends got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match

@ The Queers

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One thing I know it′s true - I need a little girl like you
So I can stop hanging around
So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know
I′m starting to get old
You know what I mean
You can scream and shout and it′ll be fine
Keep in bed all day and blow my mind
You can hold me tight and rattle my brain
You can kiss me and drive me insane
Give me funny little shivers down my spine
When we kiss eachother every time
What I′m thinking and doing never seem to work out
They′re always two diferent things you know
Open your eyes and see that you′re the only girl for me
Debra Jean baby you′re me queen
And queens don′t seem to speak
To guys like me
I was meant for you and you were meant for me (2x)
One thing I know is true - I need a little girl like you
Someone to stay with me and stick by my side
And someone I can call my little butterfly
Give me funny little shivers down my spine
When we kiss eachother every time
What I′m thinking and doing never seem to work out
They′re always two diferent things you know
Open your eyes and see that you′re the only girl for me

@ The Queers

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I don′t wanna hang around with you.
I think you suck and smell bad, too.
Now, I′m sittin′ here with nothing to do.
You didn′t wanna fuck me so

Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You

@ The Queers

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Funny thoughts and funny words I′ve said
Are rattling around inside my head
This world ain′t exactly how it seems
These days things are weird and everybody′s mean
I′m doing okay, don′t you know, can′t you see
I guess I got you and I guess you got me
The shit that I take and the shit that I hear
You better sit down and give me your ear
Definitely alright, definitely outta sight
Definitely so cool you′re my girl

@ The Queers