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Oh they might wear classic reeboks
Or knackered converse
Or trackie bottoms tucked in socks
But all of that′s what the point is not
The point′s that there ain′t no romance around there

And there′s the truth that they can′t see
They′d probably like to throw a punch at me
And if you could only see them then you would agree
Agree that there ain′t romance around there

You know, oh it′s a funny thing you know
We′ll tell ′em if you like, we′ll tell ′em all tonight
They′ll never listen
′Cause their minds are made up and course it′s all OK to carry on that way

And over there there′s broken bones
There′s only music so that there′s new ringtones
But it don′t take no Sherlock Holmes
To see it′s a little different around here

Don′t get me wrong though there′s boys in bands
And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands
And just ′cause he′s had a coupla cans
He thinks it′s alright to act like a dickhead

Don′t you know, oh it′s a funny thing you know
We′ll tell ′em if you like, we′ll tell ′em all tonight
They′ll never listen
Cause their minds are made up
And course it′s all OK to carry on that way
I said no, oh no
Oh you won′t get me to go
Anywhere, said anywhere
I won′t go
Oh no no

Well over there there′s friends of mine
What can I say? I′ve known ′em for a long long time
And yeah, they might over step the line
But I just cannot get angry in the same way
Oh not in the same way
Well not in the same way
Oh no
Oh no no

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Anticipation, i did not mean to set you up
for disappointment in evening entertainment but
tonight there′ll be some love
tonight there′ll be a ruckus yeah, regardless of what′s gone before

i wanna see all of the things that we′ve already seen
lairy girls hung out the window of a limousine
because it′s fancy dress
and their all lookin proper good in bunny ears and devil horns and hats

anticipation, i did not mean to set you up
for disappointment and even entertainment but
tonight there′ll be some love
tonight there′ll be a ruckus yeah, regardless of what′s gone before

i wanna see all of the things that we′ve already seen
i wanna see you take the jackpot out the fruit machine
put it all back in
you′ve got to understand that you could never beat the bandit no

and she won′t be surprised, and she won′t be shocked
when she pulls the star off she impressed the lot
and it′s verse and chapters standing her in bogs
and all that you said you know she drank the lot

but you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind
and you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind

see you could pour your heart out but a reason it would block
oh you shagged her after nine o clock?

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Running off over next doors garden
Before the hour is done
It′s more a question of feeling
Than it is a question of fun
The confidence is the balaclava
Im sure youll baffle em good
With the ending wreek of salty cheeks
And runny makeup alone
Ooohh will blood run down the face
Of a boy bewildered and scorned
And youll find yourself in a skirmish
And you wish you′d never been born
And you tie yourself to the tracks
And there isnt no going back
And its wrong wrong wrong
But well do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble

Are you pulling her from a burning building
Or throwing her to the sharks
Can only hope the ending is a pleasurable as the start
The confidence is the balaclava, im sure you baffle em straight
And its wrong wrong wrong, she can hardly wait

Thats right, he wont let her out his sight
Now the shaggers perform
And the daggers are drawn
Whos the crooks in this crime?

Thats right, he wont let her out his sight
How the shaggers perform
And the daggers are drawn
Whos the crooks is this....
Crime!

Thats right, he wont let her out his sight
Thats right, he wont let her out his sight
Thats right, he wont let her out his sight

You′ll be able to post any day of the most ???
For the sights of all time

You knew that he′d be trouble right before the very first kiss
???
She asked you to take it off
But you resisted and fought
Sorry sweet, please no drama (?), keep on the balaclava.

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There′s always somebody taller
With more of a wit
And he′s equipped to enthrall her
And her friends think he′s fit
And you just can′t measure up no
You don′t have a prayer
Wishing you had made the most of her
When she was there
They′ve got engaged
No intention of a wedding
He′s pinched your bird
And he′d probably kick your head in

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
You′re better off without her anyway
You said you wasn′t sad to see her go
Oh no

He might be one of those boys
That′s all pretty and vain
Likes to go in the sunbed
And stays out of the rain
So that he don′t get his hair wet
You wouldn′t want that
At least he hasn′t got a Nova
Or a Burberry hat

They′ve got engaged
No intention of a wedding
He′s pinched your bird
And he′d probably kick your head in

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
You′re better off without her anyway
You said you wasn′t sad to see her go
Of course you were

Have you heard what she′s been doing?
Never did it for me
He picks her up at the school gates
At twenty past three
She′s been with all the boys
But never went very far
She wagged English and Science
Just to go in his car

They′ve got engaged
No intention of a wedding
He′s pinched my bird
And he′d probably kick my head in, oh
Now the girls have grown
But I′m sure they still carry on in similar ways

Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
So I′m better off without her anyway
I said I wasn′t sad to see her go
But I′m only pretending, you know
Yeah, I′m only pretending, you know
Yeah, I′m only pretending, you know
Oh I′m only pretending, you know

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Brian
Top marks for not trying
So I′d like you to bless us with your effortlessness
We′d wait for and so trained and comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under
′Cos we can′t take our eyes off his t-shirt
And ties combination

Well see ya later Innovator!

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There′s not a net you couldn′t slip through
Or at least that’s the impression I get
′Cos you’re smooth and you’re wet
And she’s not aware yet, but she’s yours

She′ll be sayin′ "Use me"
Show me the Jacuzzi
I imagine that it′s there on a plate
you′re our rendevouz rate
Means you′ll never be frightnened
To make em wait for a while
I doubt it′s your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the un-forcasted storm

Calm, Collected and Commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You hit the other story standing
With your ambitions and jokes
I bet there′s hundreds of blokes
That have wept ′cos you′ve stolen their...

Thunder
Are you putting us under
′Cos we can′t take our eyes of his t-shirt
and ties combination

Well see ya later
Innovator

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My baby wants to drive the train
But don′t you let her, don′t you let her touch the tracks
I said my baby wants to drive the train
Well all aboard yeah, and don′t forget to mind the gap
Don′t you let her, don′t you know
She′s sick and tired of
Being in the background, the passenger
Let her drive the train, oh!
Choo Choo!
Why don′t you let her drive the train?
Choo Choo!
Why don′t you let her drive the train, yeah

She′s setting off from platform four
Make your way down, we′ll shut the door bout quarter to five
I said she′s setting off from platform four
And they′ve decided that they′re gonna let her drive

Don′t you let her, don′t you know
She′s sick and tired of
Being in the background, the passenger
Let her drive the train, oh!

Choo Choo!
Why don′t you let her drive the train, oh...
Choo Choo!
Why don′t you let her drive my train, yeah

Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!

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Get out the way, mister
With your short sharp tips
No, I won′t read your lips right now
And baby, hey
You send a shiver down my spine
But do you read my mind
Do you...
And you′re looking pretty suspicious
And probably planning a heist
He′s wanting to go to the strippers
It makes him feel all nice

(Cigarette smoke yeah)
The cigarette smoke in your eyes
Watching a stripper and
(Smacking a bloke yeah)
Smacking a bloke here tonight

Get out the way, mister
With your short sharp tips
No, I won′t read your lips right now
And baby, hey
You send a shiver down my spine
But do you read my mind
Do you...

He′s prob′ly got stopped by a panda
For speeding on his way there
... flashing of digital cameras
From tourists in trafalgar square

(Cigarette smoke yeah)
The cigarette smoke in your eyes
Watching a stripper and
(Snortin′ some coke yeah)
Snortin′ some coke off her thighs
Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla...

(Cigarette smoke yeah)
The cigarette smoke in your eyes
Watching a stripper and
(Smacking a bloke yeah)
Smacking a bloke here tonight
And I just can′t see for the
(Cigarette smoke yeah)
The cigarette smoke in your eyes
Watching a stripper and
(Snortin′ some coke yeah)
Snortin′ some coke off her thighs
Lalalalalala laaaaaaaoooo
Oww

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Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses
With wet white trousers on
And worlds collide as the evening continues
The dignity fucks off

Her brother′s gone off to the strippers
To make up for all the lost time
She could have been one of the bitches
But she′s actually alright

(Cigarette smoker)
I′m sorry, but we′re all unsure
How much you′ve had but
(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more

A country home, even if we really tried
What if it′s just surprises now?
And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap
When are your parents back? d′you know?

Well I never came from no ghetto
But it wasn′t nowhere near here
Well-spoken girls in stillettos
Aren′t something to fear

(Cigarette smoker)
I′m sorry, but we′re all unsure
How much you′ve had but
(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more

(Cigarette smoker)
I′m sorry, but we′re all unsure
How much you′ve had but
(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more

(Cigarette smoker)
Cigarette smoke doesn′t hide
As well as you think
And you′d think that it oughta
Act as the perfect disguise

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Thought I saw you in the battleship
but it was only a look a like
She was nothing but a vision trick
Under the warning light
She was close, close enough to be your ghost
But my chances turned to toast
When I asked her if I could call her your name

I thought I saw you in the rusty hook
Huddled up in wicker chair
I wandered up for a closer look
And kissed who ever was sitting there

She was close, and she held me very tightly
Till I asked awfully politely, please
Can I call you her name

And I elongated my lift home,
Yeah I let him go the long way round
I smelt your scent on the seatbelt
And kept my shortcuts to myself

I thought I saw you in the parrots beak
Messing with the smoke alarm
It was too loud for me to hear her speak
And she had a broken arm

It was close, so close that the walls were wet
And she wrote it out in letraset
No you can′t call me her name

Tell me where′s your hiding place
I′m worried I′ll forget your face
And I′ve asked everyone
And I′m beginning to think I imagined you all along

I elongated my lift home
Yeah I let him go the long way round
I smelt your scent on the seatbelt
And kept my shortcuts to myself

I saw your sister in the cornerstone
On the phone to the middle man
When I saw that she was on her own
I thought she might understand
She was close, well you couldn′t get much closer
She said I′m really not supposed to but yes,
You can call me anything you want

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