Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (текст песни)
vulcanize the whoopee stick
in the ham wallet
cattle prod the oyster ditch
with the lap rocket
batter dip the cranny ax
in the gut locker
retrofit the pudding hatch
ooh la la
with the boink swatter
if i get you in the loop when i make a point to be straight with you then
in lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
i brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
i don′t wanna beat around the bush
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
marinate the nether rod
in the squish mitten
power drill the yippee bog
with the dude piston
pressure wash the quiver bone
in the bitch wrinkle
cannonball the fiddle cove
ooh la la
with the pork steeple
if i get you in the loop when i make a point to be straight with you then
in lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
i brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
i don′t wanna beat around the bush
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
put the you know what in the you know where
put the you know what in the you know where
put the you know what in the you know where
put the you know what in the you know where pronto
(c) bloodhound gang
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don′t need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I′m a dumb white guy
I′m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don′t know mofo if y′all peeps be buggin′ give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I′m the other white meat known as ′Kid Funky Fried′
Yeah I′m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don′t shine
Cause I′m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I′m the root of all that′s evil yeah but you can call me cookie
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don′t need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I′m not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey′s gone to heaven
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I′ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix′s poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he′s the anti-christ
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don′t need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
Everybody here we go
C′mon party people
Throw your hands in the air
C′mon party people
Wave ′em like you don′t care
C′mon party people
Everbody say ho
C′mon party people
Everybody here we go
@ Bloodhound Gang
Текст песни:
We are "cop rock" we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos
We are third string we are puck
We are special people′s club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists
We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o′clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are "ishtar" we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others
We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record
You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
I′m in a state of p fuckin′ a
@ Bloodhound Gang
Текст песни:
I′m going to africa yes ma′am i′m a brick waas president licoln okay? mitten
There′s a dog in the vent chicken necks? i pick ken griffey jr. i fell out 2 times
I′m pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks we′re a totem pole dying tickles
I hear a frankenstein lives there she′s touching my special area go banana
Ralphie ralphie
Get off get off
The stage the stage
Sweetheart sweetheart
Oh say can you rock?
I′m a pop sensation
I′m a pop sensation
Salmon gutter?
I′m idaho you smell like dead bunnies that′s where i saw the leprechaun fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes you′re not it that is so 1991 i bit my tongue
Ralphie ralphie
Get off get off
The stage the stage
Sweetheart sweetheart
Oh say can you rock?
I′m a pop sensation
I′m a pop sensation
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
My sash says ultraman
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Текст песни:
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I′ll bet you′ll feel nuts
Yes I′m Siskel, yes I′m Ebert and you′re getting two thumbs up
You′ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you′re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain′t nothin′ but mammals
So let′s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain′t nothin′ but mammals
So let′s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin′ horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I′m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I′ll show you mine "Tool Time" you′ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we′ll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain′t nothin′ but mammals
So let′s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain′t nothin′ but mammals
So let′s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin′ horny now
@ Bloodhound Gang
Текст песни:
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby
Dog will hunt i′m the front end loader travoltin′ over so try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that kubg-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs
Cop a feel copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? just jot me down on your to-do list under "put out like a fire" ′cause
I got somethin′ and it goes thumpin′ like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin′ and it goes thumpin′ like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby
Edible strange how do i get in your pants when you′re tick tockin′ them
Serious levis? so tight can′t be classified that′s why i′m here to fill that opening
Make a seasoned pass to mount that ass and bob hope that i might one night stand a chance
Let′s go feng shui the fuck around my digs like a superball bring that sunny side up and
I got somethin′ and it goes thumpin′ like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin′ and it goes thumpin′ like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby
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I got somethin′ and it goes thumpin′ like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin′ and it goes thumpin′ like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
@ Bloodhound Gang
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