Chiddy Bang - Get Up In The Morning (текст песни)
[intro: conversation]
[chiddy:] yo what up.
[xaphoon:] doin′ good, how you doin′?
[chiddy:] chillin′ man, chillin′, sleepin all day.
[xaphoon:] [laughs] wake up man, we got some shit to do, i got a meeting set up here in new york, so
gotta get on that bus. get up here.
[chiddy:] alright, i′m comin′ right now.
[xaphoon:] you good?
[chiddy:] yea, i got it.
[xaphoon:] ok man, i′ll see you in a little bit.
[chiddy:] iight homie.
get up in the morning like don′t you feel the power?
stand up and stretch together and by the hour, i devour, a beat, not a rap game ours.
fresh and so clean we making raps in the shower.
yea, then i hit the boy xaphoon.
he tell me, "bro, don′t you know i′m making mad tunes? "
and they wonder why we modest i assume, i remember we recorded in a closet of our room.
now i′m grinding, oh yea this is perfect timing.
we machine, not hype, they figure we may be climbing.
but like a punishment, gotta be grounded, i get up in new york my parents are so astounded.
get up in the morning, and then i hit up ant, anything you can accomplish man she′ll never say
"can′t."
and i got to drive, my 9-5, they kill your dreams but you gotta keep the grind alive.
[hook:]
get up in the morning, staying awake
ohh, ohhh
get up in the morning, staying awake
ohh, ohhh
yea, hey yo, i get up, after that i get it all lit up.
feel i got next might as well be playing pick up.
when i get up in the morning, see my shortie might be calling.
the man on the moon, got a buzz like aldrin.
trust me those records so connected like the cable is.
check it the record, keep it epic like the label is.
they heard your beat in germany, what can you do?
and when i′m getting up, that′s night time for you.
right i′m the glue, that mean i got that really sticky.
now we be bringing quarters back i got that really vicky.
she thinks she′s really with me, but she ain′t really with me.
ryan howard with sour i got the phillies with me.
never abandon him, old war tactics, bring a cannon in.
rap is at a stand still, mannequin.
cool on the floor, born a persona.
if that is the kicks, trust me i′m preferably store owner.
when i get up...
[hook:]
get up in the morning, staying awake
ohh, ohhh
get up in the morning, staying awake
ohh, ohhh
(c) chiddy bang
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Другие тексты песен исполнителя Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
Yeah, uh
It started off with a rhyme and a dream
Made it the greatest and the latest
Now we fresh on the scene
Got the sample for the kids
Won′t you ever grow up?
Went to Drexel and had classes, but I never showed up
I was writin′ all day ′til my hands would hurt
Professors didn′t appreciate it, called me a jerk
New boy needed to learn, but I never would
Pay attention in school is something that I never could, uh
And know with a beat, gotta be steaming
And we could work wonders over logic and reason
We on the hype now, they call it a buzz
And how we get the party popping, Baltimore club, uh
MySpace they could replay next
And you gotta have Xaph for the DJ set
No matter how they ever play us, they can never replace us
And any way you slice it now, homie, they came to take us
[Sufjan Stevens sample:]
You came to take us [yeah]
All things go, all things go [uh]
To recreate us [hey yo Xaphoon, we back son!]
All things go, all things go [we did it!]
We had our minds set [yeah]
All things go, all things go [uh]
You had to find it [uh]
All things go, all things go
Say hello to the game
The people know my name
And do they really love us, or is this just a fling?
And we be Peter Parker in love with the Mary Jane
So many people gone, so many people came, eh
This that brand new spontaneous
Dope flow, intraveneous
Miscellaneous grinding
Better late than never, I′m calling it perfect timing
But we goin′ have a little bit of fun
′Cause when it′s all done
You throw your sneaks up and call it a good run
I admit, that I would never rather them burn me
I don′t know where I′m headed, but I know it′s a journey
And my bags is packed, so can you hand me my itinerary?
I get attention like a soldier in the military
This is what you gotta notice today
We promise to make sure they never throw us away
[Sufjan Stevens sample:]
You came to take us [yeah]
All things go, all things go [uh]
To recreate us [uh]
All things go, all things go
We had our minds set [yeah]
All things go, all things go [uh]
You had to find it
All things go, all things go
You came to take us
All things go, all things go
To recreate us
All things go, all things go
We had our minds set
All things go, all things go
You had to find it
All things go, all things go
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
[feat. Darwin Deez]
[Chiddy:]
Darwin Deez, Theodore Grams, yeah
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
[Chiddy:]
That′s right, uh
[Verse 1: Chiddy]
We used to be so strong
Back then we was right, now we so wrong
She was Beyonce, I could′ve got my Hov on
And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on
Quit that shit, I don′t use force
Today is a bad day, we′ve been divorced
When I think about stress, I don′t really need it
But this is plagiarism, cause my shortie just cheated
And shortie conceited
(She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline)
She had school with no aid, no HIV
Hope you don′t get in the club with that fake ID
Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for?
And I hope you get evicted by your landlord
But, she be messin′ with me
And I′m hoping she lose my number indefinitely
So
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
THEODORE GRAMS:
I guess you can′t remember all the times that I was there
Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair
You had me on the phone, but hate me when I come there
Xaphoon, let′s cut it down to a drum snare
Yeah, yeah, just like that
I hope I hope you go deaf so you can′t hear shit
Yeah, I hope I hope you go blind
Cause you look me in the face and you laugh when I cry
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
(Maybe you should wonder that)
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
(Ohh, I hope you get locked out)
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Cause everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
[Verse 2: Chiddy]
She′s way too complex
When we argue, she takin′ shit out of context
And, I know I could have did more
But I′m never home, I was always on tour
I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish
To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss
And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist
My heart don′t beat for you so let the drum hit
And, you know I just got promoted
Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted
Hapiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded
And shit got worse when I exploded
Boom, I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay
And I hope you get detention on a half day
I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray
Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
[Chiddy:]
Xaphoon you crazy
But so am I
[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
[Verse 1:]
When the bass knock, the beat so hard
Got the 808 drum to make your face knot
Other rappers they chill, but we still flow I′ll
Got the shit to make you rock like Aesop
We gon′ stay hot, that′s forever and ever
Like a vacay where the weather is better
Flyer than a bird we ain′t on the same feather
Track number two: Never
We onto new things
The type of jam to get loose with
And when they play us on the radio
Who′s this?
Change the rules
Throw away the rubric
And if you paid you can only be useless
Hella smoke
We be ridin′ straight Snoop shit
And I ain′t never told a lie
See the truth is
And we do this to the snare
Live from the home of the Prince of Bel-Air
Well if you ain′t got it you can straight welfare
And you can tell where
Above and beyond
Pro James Bond
And this fly shit is a part of me
And don′t I keep it flowing like an artery?
Take cash, trees never shatter
We ain′t step it up
We just raise up the ladder
Gaze at us when we race past
Brand new Chiddy with the Ms. Kate Nash
[Kate Nash sample:]
Skeleton you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone
Skeleton we have been friends for years
And you have seen me through some trials
And tribulations and some tears
But everybody thinks I′m weird
[Verse 2:]
Yeah me too
Keep a bad chick right near me, too
Can you hear me dude?
You understand
The words comin′ out of my mouth
Swelly no doubt
Prolly in a robot or exit
Rapless on a plane eating breakfast
Not an SAT so don′t test this
Your favorite rapper cool
But we be on some next shit
Calamari, I′m sorry we got the best food
I′m in the lab and a fetus like a test tube
From where it′s hotter than a sauna
If you are arriving then you′re probably a goner
Yeah they may ball
But they′re probably Juwanna
And whenever I am off
Then I′ll probably be on her
I get to zone in, and then I zone off
For this fly shit you gotta cut your phone off
Phone lost, higher at the telegan
This is not a freestyle
It′s a skeleton
Skinny rapper in the room
I′m an elephant
Stay clear for all the birds and the pelican
Shake the bass, and then we take the place
All swell, Carvel, this takes the cake
F shakes the snakes
Pushing down the stairwell
And this is live from the pilot, Air Swell
[Kate Nash sample:]
And I should have known
That it wouldn′t be long
Until you, you′ve got me standing in an awkward position
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
"Welcome to the New York Port Authority. Exits are in the back, on the left and right."
You know me, I′m a upscale character
Haters, we ain′t mad at ya
To the penthouse we go
It′s time to grind now, so we gotta shine now
Never take a time out
Leave ′em in the danger zone
You know me, I′m a upscale character
There is not a challenger
To the front page we go
It′s time to grind now, so we gotta shine now
Never take a time out
Now you′re in the danger zone
They in the danger zone
I′m in a major zone
They stereotype me, they thought my name Jerome
Because my skin is dark, I witness art
Watch me as I come up from the bottom and ascend the charts, and then I spark
I play this right
Fork in the road, I made a right
Try to take off while them haters just delay the flight
I know you watchin′ me
Them other boys sloppy
My flow is dead on, now where′s the autopsy?
Whores watch me, say hello to my stainless,
Got my hand in the cookie jar, visions of being famous, I′m saying
You know me, I′m a upscale character
Haters, we ain′t mad at ya
To the penthouse we go
It′s time to grind now, so we gotta shine now
Never take a time out
Leave ′em in the danger zone
You know me, I′m a upscale character
There is not a challenger
To the front page we go
It′s time to grind now, so we gotta shine now
Never take a time out
Now you′re in the danger zone
Yeah, my composition is remarkable
I am a molecule, they are just a particle
And this a article, so you can read all about it
And are they messing with us? I doubt it
The road less traveled, I′m sorry I′ll reroute it
And this goes out to everyone that shot me down and doubted
Now I′m cumulusly clouded
Serious, higher than a Nimbus
I swear, I′m on the scene like forensics
Just check the stylo
We know heat flow
Them A&Rs tryin′ to find me like Nemo, I mean it
You know me, I′m a upscale character
Haters, we ain′t mad at ya
To the penthouse we go
It′s time to grind now, so we gotta shine now
Never take a time out
Leave ′em in the danger zone
You know me, I′m a upscale character
There is not a challenger
To the front page we go
It′s time to grind now, so we gotta shine now
Never take a time out
Now you′re in the danger zone
Xaphoon, you crazy!
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
They waitin′ for that decline
pray that I lose my mind
They never want me to shine
but I observe that
trouble I will serve that
Ear to the streets
never will I give the curve back
still movin′ at a velocity
still sensing the animosity
hate mail is what they send me
but I separate letters like an apostrophe
colossally, didn′t come the same must of had two angles
he was isosceles
but now I′m Socrates
with philosophies
I′m in my tree house please don′t bother me
and now it′s lookin′ like hella-smoke
under aid they lettin′ me pass the velvet rope
and it′s like getting reckless
feeling like a lone star Texas
(Chorus)
Uh-huh I know what′s on your mind
you don′t think were gonna shine
I face you to prove you wrong
Thought I was week I tell you I am getting strong
this time its gonna be different than the last time
I swear I′m gonna turn from a hobby and a pastime
tomorrow gonna be better than today (yeah)
this will wash the pain away
Could you cheer for me when you see me?
had to follow my dreams and they cannot believe me
but, see I need it for the cake I go
like Tunday for the TV and the radio
retro 80 flow
hood make it crazy though
puttin′ work with music made me lazy though
why cause I couldn′t write enough rhymes
they say hip-hop is dead we bring the vital signs
never trippin′
I′m on a different grind
bring slaughter to your houses
young Nickonine
see now tell whatcha get me wrong
if I told you in the studio I met Solange
if I said I command it like its the Pentagon
hatin′ on even on the roof I′m upper echelon
but still forever we shine
turn negative to positive I never decline
(Chorus)
Uh-huh I know what′s on your mind
you don′t think were gonna shine
I face you to prove you wrong
Thought I was week I tell you I am getting strong
this time its gonna be different than the last time
I swear I′m gonna turn from a hobby and a pastime
tomorrow gonna be better than today
this will wash the pain away
Uh-huh
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
Eh, check the plans out
We work hard
I ain′t asking for a handout
If I hit the booth I don′t have to pass those grams out
and beat her well when the other thoughts ran out
they say they lost words
I got them puzzled like the cross-word
Harvard
I′m not George Washington Carver
but you can never pay a boss peanuts
if it gets messy be prepared for the cleanup
But this thing called success is so strange
because you can get notoriety and still ride the train
make it in its entirety and search for the fame
but I′m still Michael Phelps swinin′ in my lane
Where’s Lois?
me, I′m Superman here to save the day
or at least I thought I was
til I flew in the Sabre
and met my opponent
I′m fighting myself
don′t offer the condolence
I′m Dreamin
(Chorus)
We Chasin′ the dream
so what is life the diamonds and the gleam
get a job while I′m doing it
promise to stay true in it
doin′ it
but promise to never let another soul ruin it
And things ain′t what it seem
make money to spend it
I got my scheme
work hard while we doin′ it
promise to stay true to it
doin′ it
but promise to never let another soul ruin it
It too haunting
the task is daunting
trying to get the labels on board while flaunting
but, let′s make some music make some money
get the rides
European ties, have models wives
sometimes I feel faded to pretend
unsafe ′cause my crib is far from gated in
I′m a relic believe slightly the psychedelic
If I could take off would you consider me angelic
Hysteric
I′m the subject and the predicate
They hatin′ on me tell me wheres the eticate
If you could lie about me , I don′t have to prove I′m better than
I play David, I′m a forth year letter man
So Letterman can you hear me knocking on the door
hard to breathe at this altitude where the oxygen is poor
think Benz, I don′t know what Pontiac means
and this is what happens when an insomniac dreams
(Chorus)
We Chasin′ the dream
so what is life the diamonds and the gleam
get a job while I′m doing
promise to stay true in it
doin′ it
but promise to never let another soul ruin it
And things ain′t what it seem
make money to spend it
I got my scheme
work hard while we doin′ it
promise to stay true to it
doin′ it
but promise to never let another soul ruin it
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
[feat. Q-Tip]
[Intro:]
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
[Verse 1:]
Here we go
Them other rap dudes ain′t near me though
This that shit for your stereo
Hit Louis Vuitton, yeah we go
Back atcha, spectacular
Flip shit round here, no spatula
The way they bite my shit like Dracula
And if the shortie fine, then I get back to her
And I love this game like Mario
But my flow is just like cardio
Intensive, offensive
And they ask why your belt expensive
They can′t see me even if they had lenses
Top lonely, give a fuck about friendses
Cause I′m a lonely stoner, pop Corona
College dropout, no diploma
[Chorus:]
Here we go
If you feel the heat in the kitchen
Or just washing dishes
Or dancin′ for tuition
With the big dreams and wishes
Don′t stop to listen
Just keep tryin′ to get it
Cause you gon′ get there
Put your hands in the air and say
Here we go
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go, we go, we go-uh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
[Verse 2:]
And I think I have the last laugh
And I pass class
Told them I was done with it
Opposite Of Adults, let′s have fun with it
I′m a genius, and so is Xaphoon
Stay up, nocturnal shit, raccoon
Rap soon, holla at you later
They say we bout to blow up, Al-Qaeda
And this trap was just a favor
That turned into a classic, hater
I run rap like a master dater
You take forever to make a procrastinator
Blind niggas can′t see shit
And he a story of Victoria Secret
That′s only if she keep it
Never mistake con-ness for weakness
[Chorus:]
Here we go
If you feel the heat in the kitchen
Or just washing dishes
Or dancin′ for tuition
With the big dreams and wishes
Don′t stop to listen
Just keep tryin′ to get it
Cause you gon′ get there
Put your hands in the air and say
Here we go
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go, we go, we go-uh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
[Bridge:]
A hater tried to stop me on my way, today
I got to get my ooh get out the way, my way, my way
[Outro:]
Here we go
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go, we go, we go-uh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go, we go, we go-uh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Here we go, we go, we go-uh-oh-oh
Here we go-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
Yeah, uh, yeah
[Verse 1:]
We finally made it, celebration in order, happy belated
This what you waitin′ for, you know we make it raw
London City we love you, that′s who we made it for
In my heart you will remain
Hope that this trip makes for picturesque change
And we on a jet mayne, platinum dreams gladly go
This that Beatles feel, remember Abbey Road?
Show out with the words, what an antic?
And we got the Wi-fi, Virgin Atlantic
Turbulence can′t disrupt my pen
And I swear it′s my time, say what up Big Ben
I′m a up this trend and live it up as a teen
To go to the palace to say "what up" to the Queen
Hit up Westwood, do interviews prolly take calls
University of Cambridge, May Ball
Get your ticket ready, it′s Chiddy Bang in London
They can never bring me down I′m always up to somethin′
Contrary to your beliefs I′m still the same dude
Only difference is the pilot talkin′ plane food
[Chorus:]
Hey London
I know you′ve prob′ly never seen me before,
And though I′d love to stay and kick it some more
I gotta get back on my tour
So the only thing I gotta say is
Hey London
You gotta know I love you for sure
Just let me in could you opened the door?
If I gotta get back on my tour
The only thing I gotta say is
[Verse 2:]
And the boss is on
We head now say "what up" when we across the pond
Yeezy said Jesus Walks, my cross is on
Dream of a residence that′s heaven-sent, to loft upon
Less serious raps, I′m what you call a clown
I′m the raft if ever your bridge fallin′ down
Drive on opposite I take those roads, I play right
I′ll prolly take her to Shakespeare′s Globe
If the world get cold then we be numb to the reality
I break life into pieces, let′s hit the gallery
My, you′re platinum baby you′re not sterling
Rollercoaster ride, London Eye, Merlin
From you they tried to block me like Berlin
And this that silk flow I bring to you, Persian
Uh, my jeans stitched like Lilo
And by the way, meet me at Heathrow
[Chorus:]
Hey London
I know you′ve prob′ly never seen me before
And though I′d love to stay and kick it some more
I gotta get back on my tour
So the only thing I gotta say is
Hey London
You gotta know I love you for sure,
Just let me in could you opened the door?
If I gotta get back on my tour
The only thing I gotta say is
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
I once was a kid all I had was a dream
Mo money mo problems, when I get it imma pile it up
Now I′m dope wonderbread we can toast
So fresh how we flow, everybody get their style from us
I once was a kid with the other little kids
Now I′m rippin′ up shows and ′em fans goin′ wild wid us
Tell mummy I′m sorry
This life is a party
Remember you was a kid
Reminisce days of the innocence
Now it′s Chiddy Bang, google me in the images
Follow me, follow me I′m the leader
And when I park cars I don′t pay for the meter
I remember I was younger as a kid it was the best
I used touch on all the pretty girls at recess
I′m at my peak yes, I won′t leave yet
Serial style, cereal aisle need checked
I can make these rappers run like a hard drill
Rock band show you how the guitar feel
And I could care less how y′all feel
I got the flow to make a bitch do a cartwheel
This is that good just puff it and relax bro
And you can get it free don′t worry ′bout the tax though
And Xaphoon, thank you for the crack
But I play a Ron Bergundy I anchor on the track like that
I once was a kid all I had was a dream
Mo′ money mo problems, when I get it imma pile it up
Now I′m dope wonderbread we can toast
So fresh how we flow, everybody get their style from us
I once was a kid with the other little kids
Now I′m rippin′ up shows and ′em fans goin′ wild wid us
Tell mummy I′m sorry
This life is a party
I′m never growing up
Can I please get a little bit of knowledge
Somebody tell Roth that I don′t love college
′Cause the real world′s kinda like Real World
And it′s drama so you are Svetlana and I′m just a rhymer
Swimmin′ in the water tryin′ to dodge the piranhas and fly to Bahamas
Pretty little momma, Chiddy in the spot
Where you at pretty lady show me what you got
They say why you rappin′ for the kids for
I said my clothes come fitted, the Lids store
This summer you can catch me on a big tour
I′m high grade, I think they need to quiz more
Let me get wit ya, don′t let the kid hit ya
I′m the photo album Valletta has, big picture
The rule is, the dude is, so up, so chuck I′m a cool kid
I once was a kid all I had was a dream
Mo′ money mo problems, when I get it imma pile it up
Now I′m dope wonderbread we can toast
So fresh how we flow, everybody get their style from us
I once was a kid with the other little kids
Now I′m rippin′ up shows and ′em fans goin′ wild wid us
Tell mummy I′m sorry
This life is a party
I′m never growing up
I once was a kid all I had was a dream
Mo′ money mo problems, when I get it imma pile it up
Now I′m dope wonderbread we can toast
So fresh how we flow, everybody get their style from us
I once was a kid with the other little kids
Now I′m rippin′ up shows and ′em fans goin′ wild wid us
Tell mummy I′m sorry
This life is a party
I′m never growing up
@ Chiddy Bang
Текст песни:
(Bonus track)
[feat. Mike Bigga]
[Verse 1: Chiddy]
Come take a look in my neighborhood, another day up in the ghetto
And grandma cookin′ got the breakfast in the kettle
Was nothin′ like you were picturin′, ever before
Revenge is probably probable, they settle the score
Shit, we don′t settle for less, we settle for more
We never was ballin′ and still without the credit we score
It′s Bob Marley, we just lookin′ for Redemption
And we find ways to claim the kids to get exemptions
Uh, then I used to play the cookout
And then I went the book route, now all you rappers look out
Just a Kid in the Hall, Arsenio
She could give me knowledge, high definition, Vimeo
I won′t give a penny though, and still the boys all fuego
And what I spit is magic, like it′s Vegas at the trade show
So rollin′ late is good, my homies made it good
And this is just another day up in my neighborhood
[Chorus:]
The neighborhood ain′t the same no more
Used to ride the bus now we ride on tour
Used to dress plain now we on the plane
Used to play games now we live the game
The neighborhood is just what you find
Used to open up now we headline
And even though it′s crazy I′ll be just fine
And I promise you that I′ll be comin′ back sometime
[Verse 2: Killer Mike]
Come take a look at my neighborhood, see a little girl with the glow
Timidly tellin′ momma what momma already know
See momma faced the same situation years ago
Sixteen to seventeen odd years or so
Momma was a pregnant sophomore in ninety-fo′
She worked hard went to school and made it out the ghetto
Now momma sittin′ in the living room, trippin′ fool
Wonderin′ how her baby done got pregnant skippin′ school
Momma just cried, just cursed
Momma lookin′ at the sky askin′ Lord am I cursed?
Am I cursed, Lord not my baby
There ain′t no charms in the world this crazy
The girl′s ain′t smart and the boy′s just lazy
And unlike us, they′ll never make it
So momma makes the heavy-hearted decision
To take her daughter to clinic even though she is a Christian
[Chorus:]
The neighborhood ain′t the same no more
Used to ride the bus now we ride on tour
Used to dress plain now we on the plane
Used to play games now we live the game
The neighborhood is just what you find
Used to open up now we headline
And even though it′s crazy I′ll be just fine
And I promise you that I′ll be comin′ back sometime
[Verse 3: Chiddy]
Come take a look at my neighborhood, Nigerian queen named Geraldine
Made it to the US, she was only eighteen
We ain′t have a great scheme, no MBA
And when she came she stayed at the YMCA
Go figure, magna cum laude they should honor us
Had an only daughter with a man named Donatus
And you better swell, had a second child
Moved to New Jersey, we could turn the sorrow to a smile
Nobody would bet me up, such a juvenile
They say the middle child′s always a little wild
But I′m only guilty of my innocence
Relate to Wyclef, Memoir Of An Immigrant
From a place where they tell you poverty′s imminent
Momma′s stressed out at work, now that′s legitimate
Now they could hate the hood, my family made it good
And this is just another day up in my neighborhood
[Chorus:]
The neighborhood ain′t the same no more
Used to ride the bus now we ride on tour
Used to dress plain now we on the plane
Used to play games now we live the game
The neighborhood is just what you find
Used to open up now we headline
And even though it′s crazy I′ll be just fine
And I promise you that I′ll be comin′ back sometime
@ Chiddy Bang
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Пьяному море по колено, а лужа — по уши.
Попытка — не пытка, а спрос — не беда.
Язык болтает, а ветерок продувает.
Я тебе помогу, ты мне – это первый закон на войне.
Шуму было много, а вышел болтун.
Шумом и стуком неприятеля не удивишь.
Шпиона пропустил – победу упустил.
Шпион слова подхватывает да на ус наматывает.
Шпион вьется, а все-таки кончик найдется.
Швед воротился, откуда явился (историческая).
Чтобы успешно воевать, надо много знать.
Чтобы победить на войне, надо работать вдвойне и втройне.
Чтобы врага бить, надо силы крепить.
Что хорошо? Конь сытый, котелок мытый да противник убитый.
Четкая команда четко исполняется.
Честь солдата береги свято.
Честь роты – твоя честь.
Честь мундира священна для командира.
Царство разделится, скоро разорится.
Худой мир лучше доброй брани.
Храбрость – сестра победы.
Хорошо воюет рядовой – офицеру хвала.
Хорошая пехота скупа на огонь.
Хороша война за горами.
Хорош пушкарь – хороша и пушка.
Ходит ходко пушка-самоходка.
Француз боек, да русский стоек.
Учись, боец, командиром будешь.
Ухо разведчика далеко слышит.
Ухаживай за пушкой, как за любимой подружкой.
Умирать – так умирать по-гвардейски.
Умерла та курица, которая несла татарам золотые яйца.
Умелый воин не дрогнет в бою.
Умелый боец везде молодец.
Умелому воину зима не помеха.
Убить человека – преступление, разбить противника – честь.
Убил противника в схватке – и все в порядке.
У царя руки долги.
У хорошего солдата нет плохой винтовки.
У солдата шило бреет, а шубы нет, так палка греет.
У разведчика глаза спереди, по бокам и сзади.
У разведчика глаз остер, ум хитер, отличный слух, охотничий нюх.
У пехоты обычай такой: портянки высушил – и в бой.
У одной овечки да семь пастухов.
Тяжело в ученье – легко в походе; легко в ученье – тяжело в походе (А. Суворов).
Трусливый командир – вооруженный мундир.
Трус умирает тысячу раз, а герой – только однажды.