Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar (текст песни)
gym class heroes...
[the dream:]
radiokilla killa
[travis:]
hahaha you know what it is
gym class heroes, the dream
it′s hard to look innocent when i got cookie crumbs all over my face
[chorus:]
[the dream:]
i like girls
they like me
they look so good
in they′re satin jeans
want you to be the one
and my only
i want be faithful
but i can′t keep my hands out the cookie jar.
[travis:]
my hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
can′t keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
[travis:]
you see i got this problem
i need help tryna solve it
cause meeting after meeting and i′m still a cookie whore
you can hide them, i′m a find them, on the counter, in the closet
and i′ll say i ain′t do it with my face covered in chocolate
my girl be setting booby traps
to catch me eating scooby snacks
i left crumbs in the bed once
but i told her i was through with that
she still don′t be believing me
and i guess that i′m cool with that
but i got a sweet tooth, that′ll never come loose
and the truth of the matter is.
[chorus:]
[the dream:]
i like girls,
they like me
they look so good
in they′re satin jeans
want you to be the one
and my only
i want to be faithful
but i can′t keep my hands out the cookie jar
[travis:]
my hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
can′t keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
[travis:]
i got a thing for milano, biscotti italianos
and i never turn down some oreos if you got them
butter pecan puerto rican,
or them oatmeal raisin asians.
hazelnut brazilians,
macadamia caucasians,
double stuffed or thin mint
it don′t matter you getting it
cause i got a sweet tooth that′ll never come loose
and the fact of the matter is.
[chorus:]
[the dream:]
i like girls,
they like me
they look so good
in they′re satin jeans
want you to be the one
and my only
i want to be faithful
but i can′t keep my hands out the cookie jar
[travis:]
my hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
can′t keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
[travis:]
i′m a monster for these cookies
i′m a beast for they′re treats
an animal for they′re crackers
head to feet they so damn sweet
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
can′t keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.
[travis:]
and then you have it haha
i tried my best
i went to cookie anonymous
i guess i′m a failure
i can′t seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,
it is what it is
(c) gym class heroes
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Текст песни:
[Chorus]
I don’t know, where you’re going
Or when you’re coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don’t know, where you’re going
Just get your ass back home
We both knew this type of life didn’t come with instructions
So I’m trying to do my best to make something out of nothing
And sometimes it gets downright shitty in fact
When you call and I don’t know what city I’m in at
Or what day of the week in the middle of the month
In a year I don’t recall
It’s like my life’s on repeat and the last time we spoke
I told you I wouldn’t be long,
That was last November, now December’s almost gone
I’d apologize but I don’t realize what I’m doing wrong
[Chorus]
I don’t know, where you’re going
Or when you’re coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don’t know, where you’re going
Just get your ass back home
And you’ve been nothing but amazing
And I never take that for granted
Half of these birds would have flew the coop
But you, you truly understand it
And the fact you stood beside me,
Every time you heard some bogusness
You deserve a standing o ‘cause they’d a just been over it
Let em talk, let em talk, let em talk, let em talk
Like we don’t hear what they saying
Let em walk, let em walk, let em walk, let em walk
We’ll just drive by and keep waving
Cause you and I above all that
Just let them wallow in it
Now they all choked up, yuck
Cause they be swallowing it
[Chorus]
I don’t know, where you’re going
Or when you’re coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don’t know, where you’re going
Just get your ass back home
No one hold me down like you do sweetheart
You keep doing that, I keep doing this
We’ll be alright in the end
Trust that
We put the us in trust, baby
Let’s go
I don’t care what you’re after
As long as I’m the one, no
I don’t care why you’re leaving
You’ll miss me when you’re gone
[Chorus]
I don’t know, where you’re going
Or when you’re coming home
I left the keys under the mat to our front door
For one more chance to hold you close
I don’t know, where you’re going
Just get your ass back home.
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
You told me it′s the truth but I′m still afraid
I′m not the one who would jump the gun
If I had proof, I′d take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
One lie, two lies, I shoulda said shoe flies
Shame on me, I usually see through lies
Said you loved me, yeah right,
I thought we were air tight
You were playing foul, It was far from a fair fight
I hung onto your every word, sweetest shit I ever heard
I even made you pinky swear just so I was reassured
The rumors started gettin back,
that so and so was hittin′ that
Silly me for being such a ′natic for that kitty cat
You told me it′s the truth but I′m still afraid
I′m not the one who would jump the gun
If I had proof, I′d take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
You said you were in love but the games you played
I hope that you′re having fun
You see I need you to take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
Three lies, four lies, you shoulda been a tour guide
The way you led me on, knowing I was one of four guys
Said you loved me, okay, where were you the other day?
Your car was parked at 38th
but you were at your mothers place?
Your mother lives on Broadway, I followed you all day
I called but you ignored it
when you kissed him in the hallway
Call me crazy, call me odd, call me what you want to
But Karma is a bitch,
I pray to God she always haunts you
You told me it′s the truth but I′m still afraid
I′m not the one who would jump the gun
If I had proof, I′d take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
You said you were in love but the games you played
I hope that you′re having fun
You see I need you to take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
I wear my sunglasses so I can, so I can
I wear my sunglasses so I can, so I can
I wear my sunglasses so I can, so I can
I wear my sunglasses so I can, so I can
You told me it′s the truth but I′m still afraid
I′m not the one who would jump the gun
If I had proof, I′d take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
You said you were in love but the games you played
I hope that you′re having fun
You see I need you to take off my shades
And be blinded by the sun
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
Let′s go
[CHORUS]
Ooo hey, Well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Ooo yeah, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
What kind of fuckery has been required lately,
It seems like these MC′s heads need deflating,
And i′mma play the pin cause I′ve been waiting,
Now make my mark on pop culture from my generation,
80s babies from the age of nintendo,
Transformers, ninja turtles, hungry hippos,
GI joes, phot, can′t forget the clothes
Kangaroos with the zipper had a couple those
Breaking into heavy spinning on my elbows,
Couldn′t get me out my ??
R.I.P ??
You know I miss you more then Shaq miss free-throws, that′s alot
You put it back in the air, when the wee′s [whistle] gone
Reminiscing bout when we were young, but now we′ve grown
Ooo hey, Well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Ooo yeah, Well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Comon ya′ll
Lets talk about the scene for a minute,
I know we ain′t been seen in a minute,
We left it for a minute now we all up in it
Baby boy if you′ve got them big dreams go and get it,
Never been the type with tight jeans, I wont fit it
When I see those scene girls, bet they all gonna get it
And I′m living clean
Now a lot of ya′ll won′t get it
Now it′s mean but I don′t give a damn if ya′ll don′t get it
So fresh and so clean in my new jean
While I′m laughing at the bacon, you′re all crying a the clinic
I read a couple blogs and they had my ass livid
But now I′ve got my own to whirl, gotta live with it
Never played basketball, but I could show you how to dribble
Make your moves in that black hatch back Honda Civic
Like I did in high school, wishin′ I could relive it
But I can′t so let′s go on, give the hook a revisit.
Ooo hey, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Ooo yeah, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
[BRIDGE]
Maybe I′m wrong,
But after 26 years I feel I′ve payed my dues
So when you play this song,
Just know that I live my life the way I choose,
And now I stand here proudly in L.A.
At a sold out crowd
And when no one′s around
I refuse, to be as inferior to you
Ooo hey, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Ooo yeah, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Ooo yeah, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you canOoo yeah, well i′ll be damned
I′ve been around the world and back again
From Japan and Amsterdam,
With a ticket in my hand, singing
Catch me if you can, catch
Catch me if you can
Ooooo hey
Ha ha ha
Yeahhh
Ha ha ha
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
Listen, babe I think it′s time for me to come clean
I mean, I haven′t been the most faithful
I don′t know how else to say this plain and simple
I′ve been cheating, believe me, this isn′t easy
Especially as you′ve been so good to me
The hardest thing I′ve ever done is telling you ′you′re not the only one′
Just understand that, you need a man not an ignorant
And like a boy, I toyed with innocence
This double life ain′t worth livin′, I′ve given more to her and I apologise
And it′s all part of the game
It′s just the same ol′ thing with a different name
And you can try and drown the pain
But we both swim too well to submerge ourselves
And I′m tired of the shame of being a fool too cool to maintain two dames
And all I need is time
Please forgive me, darlin′ the blame′s all mine
When I come home to you with open arms
And this smell of alcohol on my overcoat and cigarette smoke
I know you′ve been sceptical and I′ve played it off like you′re delusional
But the fact is that I′m losing you
And I′m scared she doesn′t want me
The way I need her to, no
She doesn′t want me
The way I need her to
I′m pleading with the judge on my knees
God, please, make these charges go away
And it′s all part of the game
It′s just the same ol′ thing with a different name
And you can try and drown the pain
But we both swim too well to submerge ourselves
And I′m tired of the shame of being a fool too cool to maintain two dames
And all I need is time
Please forgive me, darlin′ the blame′s all mine
Girl, I promise I will do my best to impress the jury
′Cos when the smoke settles
And one of us falls to the dirt, it was worth all of the hurt
And if not, let′s cut our losses
′Cos you crossed the line, thinking I′d choose you over music?
That′s just stupid
This whole situation′s bogus, especially since I′m so focussed
From the beginning to the end ′are we enemies or friends?′
Unfortunately, this is hopeless
Take my best and struggle home for you
Struggle, but I′m still here holding you
I′m tellin′ the men, stand up
Put your hands up if you understand what I′m going through
And it′s all part of the game
It′s just the same ol′ thing with a different name
And you can try and drown the pain
But we both swim too well to submerge ourselves
And I′m tired of the shame of being a fool too cool to maintain two dames
And all I need is time
Please forgive me, darlin′ the blame′s all mine
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
All press is good press, kids
So if you wanna see us gone
Then I suggest you keep our name out of your headlines
Unless you wanna mess that is
Your best bet is to set your dirty laundry separate
From the clean before your deadline
Admit it you wanted to be an artist
But your parents and that tiny voice inside you
Said it wasn′t worth the hardships
What better way to compensate
Then to hate on everything you wish you were
But didn′t have the balls to harness
Pop culture′s my trip
Somehow you think you′re gonna stop us
′Cause you flirted with a chick
Who′s got my tongue in her esophagus
Bitches post anonymous
We shat on 07, 08 is gonna be great imagine 2011
Give me one good reason
I shouldn′t dare this debate
Don′t worry I′ll wait
That′s the fuck I thought
Cat got your tongue
Next time get your facts right
Google me and act right
How can I be, be without your hate?
It gives me peace of mind
So please don′t tell me it′s over
Don′t tell me it′s over
It′s your hate that keeps me believing
That we′re the greatest of all time
So please don′t tell me it′s over
Don′t tell me it′s over
Don′t tell me it′s over
Because I can′t bare to see you go, see you go
Don′t tell me it′s over
Because I can′t bare to see you go, see you go
Hey Mr. Internet, to whom it may piss off
Yeah, you and you
Here′s a list of shit you didn′t know but now you do
Exploit my bad habits
Tell them I do drugs
Tell them, Travi smokes more crack than Tyrone Biggums does
Tell them I can′t rap, tell them I dumb it down
Tell them not to buy tickets whenever my band′s in town
Tell them I sold out, say I did it for the fame
And how I buy magazines for the sake of seeing my name
Tell them I how frequent parties trying to get that page six
Tell them so and so said so and so saw pictures of my dick
Make me out to be an asshole, that don′t deserve his fans
Make me more insecure than I already am
Kick dirt on my accomplishments if you′re ever bored
Just document it well and don′t forget to hit record
One hit, wonder my ass
What are you talking about?
Let them keep blogging trash
I′m gonna take the garbage out
How can I be, be without your hate?
It gives me peace of mind
So please don′t tell me it′s over
Don′t tell me it′s over
It′s your hate that keeps me believing
That we′re the greatest of all time
So please don′t tell me it′s over
Don′t tell me it′s over
Don′t tell me it′s over
Because I can′t bare to see you go, see you go
Don′t tell me it′s over
Because I can′t bare to see you go, see you go
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
[Verse 1]
Ahhhhh...I usually avoid any type′o′confrontation
Conversation, in moderation
Lips sealed but my fingers are flying
As the hours pass they grow more impatient
My phone is mad lettered, especially when I′m sauced up
And I admit that I′m ashamed
But there′s Melissa, Theresa, and Emily
What a Toss-Up! But thats the best part of the game.
And I′m really a novice aspirin′ alcoholic
Drownin the days pain in house barley and grain
Thinkin′ of ways to convince one to join me in the company of low life sort, doin′ the same
(So) I start txtin
(Ah) I keep txtin
(Heeey) I can′t stop its my obsession
[Chorus]
(Yep) Its like fishin and my words are like lures if they bite the bait (cool) if not call it a
night
We can′t,
More like we shouldn′t
I know...
And I try,
To be a good boy but its hard
(I start txtin,
I keep txtin,
I can′t stop its my obsession)
[Verse 2]
Now ask yourself this: Is love a tender thing? Too rough? Too rude? Too boisterous?
Well I′ll tell you what man I had her once and it was fun but not enough.
Tis torture, and not mercy.
Heaven is where my phone lives (heaven is where my phone lives)
In my pocket, so cozy; oh what a joy replies give.
It seems Melissa′s babysittin and Theresa′s workin late, but Emily′s on her way to East
Eleventh on a train.. and thats when I remember Pattie from West Philly, she says I′m in your
Area 3 minutes away
So I stop txtin
No more txtin
Hey! yeah right its my obsession
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I know you think I′m wreckless, move so fast (slow down)
I think I love him so I told him by the Inner text-message (?) (uh-huh)
He wrote back, Me Too.. I was just sittin′ here thinkin′ bout you
I know I want him but I can′t and I shouldn′t
Tried to put my phone down, damn! but I couldn′t
Stayed on the phone with him all night long
Txt Message when I′m gone
[Chorus]
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
Just waking up in the morning
And the beat well
Quite honest with ya,
I ain′t really sleep well
Ya ever feel like your train a thoughts been derailed?
That′s when you press on [...]
Half the population′s just waitin to see me fail
Yeah right, you′re better off trying to freeze hell
Some of us do it for the females
And others do it for the retails
But I do it for the kids, life through the tower head on
Everytime you fall its only making your chin strong
And I be in your quarter like mid, baby, til the end
Or when you hear this song from that big lady
[Bridge]
Until the referee rings the bell
Until both your eyes start to swell
Until the crowd goes home
What we gonna do ya′ll?
[Chorus - Ryan Tedder]
Give em hell, turn their heads
Gonna live life til we′re dead.
Give me scars, give me pain
Then just save me, save me, save me
There goes a fighter, there goes a fighter
Here comes a fighter
That′s what they′ll say to me, say to me
Say to me, this one′s a fighter
[Verse 2]
You need to block the last thirty rounds
There′s no reason you should ever have your head down
Six foot five, two hundred and twenty pounds
Hailing from rock bottom, loserville, nothing town
Text book version of the kid going nowhere fast
And now im yelling kiss my ass,
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It′s gonna take a couple right hooks a few left jabs
For you to recognize that you really ain′t got it bad
[Bridge]
Until the referee rings the bell
Until both your eyes start to swell
Until the crowd goes home
What we gonna do ya′ll?
[Chorus - Ryan Tedder]
Give em hell, turn their heads
Gonna live life til we′re dead.
Give me scars, give me pain
Then just save me, save me, save me
There goes a fighter, there goes a fighter
Here comes a fighter
That′s what they′ll say to me, say to me
Say to me, this one′s a fighter
Everybody put yo hands up
What we gonna do? (x7) ya′ll
If you fall pick yourself up off the floor (get up)
And when your bones can′t take no more
Just remember what you′re here for
Cuz I know imma damn sure
Give em hell, turn their heads
Gonna live life til we′re dead.
Give me scars, give me pain
Then just save me, save me, save me
There goes a fighter, there goes a fighter
Here comes a fighter
That′s what they′ll say to me, say to me
Say to me, this one′s a fighter
Till the referee rings the bell
Till both ya eyes start to swell
Till the crowd goes home,
What we gonna do kid?
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
I, I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air
I′m pickin′ up good vibrations
She′s giving me excitations
I′m pickin′ up good vibrations
(Oom bop bop good vibrations)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Close my eyes
She′s somehow closer now
Softly smile, I know she must be kind
When I look into her eyes
She goes with me to a blossom world
I′m pickin′ up good vibrations
She′s giving me excitations
I′m pickin′ up good vibrations
(Oom bop bop good vibrations)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop excitations)
(Ahhhhhhh)
(Ah my my what elation)
I don′t know where but she sends me there
(Ah my my what a sensation)
(Ah my my what elations)
(Ah my my what)
Gotta keep those lovin′ good vibrations
A happenin′ with her
Gotta keep those lovin′ good vibrations
A happenin′ with her
Gotta keep those lovin′ good vibrations
A happenin′
Ahhhhhhhh
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
(I′m pickin′ up good vibrations)
She′s giving me excitations
(Oom bop bop)
(Excitations)
Good good good good vibrations
(Oom bop bop)
She′s na na...
Na na na na na
Na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na
Do do do do do
Do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
I guess i′m guilty ′til proven innocent
And i′ll be gone before they know what I hit em′ with
And this predicament is pure coincidence
Oh brother here comes another incident [x2]
And if you′re innocent, let me see you two step
Come on, let me see you two step [x2]
Slam the gavel judge judy got a grudge
Interrogating me for days on end and I won′t budge
I′m on some eddie murphy raw "baby it wasn′t me" shiz
Wrong place, wrong time, I was there but I didn′t see sh*t
And you can throw the book at me and i′ma throw it right back
Slap the district attorney and ask him "how you like that? "
Then i′ma jump in front of the jury like my life is in your hands
Then break each and all their fingers just to make em′ understand
This is obviously a case of mistaken identity
Plus this face is too pretty to be in a penitentiary
Paranoid like chris and snoop was out to kill me
Walkin′ on a thin wire, why they tryin′ to marlo stanfield me?
I guess i′m guilty ′til proven innocent
And i′ll be gone before they know what I hit em′ with
And this predicament is pure coincidence
Oh brother here comes another incident [x2]
And if you′re innocent, let me see you two step
Come on, let me see you two step [x2]
And I think it went down like this
All I remember was the studio, next thing you know everything goes black
I woke up in the back of a squad car
Handcuffed until they threw my a** behind bars
I never claimed to be an angel, I just makin′ music
Something a little different you can bob your head to it
If that′s crime, then fuck it, i′ll do the time
But they tryin′ to give me 25 to life for every line
Go ahead and lock me up, throw away the key
But just imagine the monster you gonna make of me
And the moment that we all feared
Guilty on all charges for the dopest album of the year!
I guess i′m guilty ′til proven innocent
And i′ll be gone before they know what I hit em′ with
And this predicament is pure coincidence
Oh brother here comes another incident [x2]
I′m innocent...[x4]
[Repeat chorus]
@ Gym Class Heroes
Текст песни:
She reached her hand out with a pamflet and I politely said "No, Mam"
I mean no disrespect and I apologise if this fucks up your program
You tell me I′m gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there′s a hell below then we′re all gonna′ be just fine.
So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
but in my wrath a posing question is "or am I another lost soul walking?"
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she′d pray for my children
I said "If you′re so holy you′ll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you
think he′d forgive me?"
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
Now I′ve never been religious
I′m just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I′m all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding setiricle
I′m 3 years past my expiration and yet i′m still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that′s my explanation but it′s safe to say I′ve never seen a unicorn and I never chase
rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
and for that matter, is he even a man?
and will I go to hell for even saying that?
only time will tell i′m just relaying facts.
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
{Instrumental}
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky′s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won′t save me, don′t pray for me
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От работы кони дохнут, а люди — крепнут.
Чем черт не шутит, когда Бог спит.
На обиженных воду возят, а на добрых сами катаются.
Пьяному море по колено, а лужа — по уши.
Попытка — не пытка, а спрос — не беда.
Язык болтает, а ветерок продувает.
Я тебе помогу, ты мне – это первый закон на войне.
Шуму было много, а вышел болтун.
Шумом и стуком неприятеля не удивишь.
Шпиона пропустил – победу упустил.
Шпион слова подхватывает да на ус наматывает.
Шпион вьется, а все-таки кончик найдется.
Швед воротился, откуда явился (историческая).
Чтобы успешно воевать, надо много знать.
Чтобы победить на войне, надо работать вдвойне и втройне.
Чтобы врага бить, надо силы крепить.
Что хорошо? Конь сытый, котелок мытый да противник убитый.
Четкая команда четко исполняется.
Честь солдата береги свято.
Честь роты – твоя честь.
Честь мундира священна для командира.
Царство разделится, скоро разорится.
Худой мир лучше доброй брани.
Храбрость – сестра победы.
Хорошо воюет рядовой – офицеру хвала.
Хорошая пехота скупа на огонь.
Хороша война за горами.
Хорош пушкарь – хороша и пушка.
Ходит ходко пушка-самоходка.
Француз боек, да русский стоек.
Учись, боец, командиром будешь.
Ухо разведчика далеко слышит.
Ухаживай за пушкой, как за любимой подружкой.
Умирать – так умирать по-гвардейски.
Умерла та курица, которая несла татарам золотые яйца.
Умелый воин не дрогнет в бою.
Умелый боец везде молодец.
Умелому воину зима не помеха.
Убить человека – преступление, разбить противника – честь.
Убил противника в схватке – и все в порядке.
У царя руки долги.
У хорошего солдата нет плохой винтовки.
У солдата шило бреет, а шубы нет, так палка греет.
У разведчика глаза спереди, по бокам и сзади.
У разведчика глаз остер, ум хитер, отличный слух, охотничий нюх.
У пехоты обычай такой: портянки высушил – и в бой.
У одной овечки да семь пастухов.
Тяжело в ученье – легко в походе; легко в ученье – тяжело в походе (А. Суворов).
Трусливый командир – вооруженный мундир.
Трус умирает тысячу раз, а герой – только однажды.