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Don′t piss down my back then tell me it is raining.

You just had to walk in before I kicked the table beneath my feet.
If I can′t have any friends I thought why not hang from the ceiling.

Just because I ordered, doesn′t mean I can′t look at the menu.
Not that there′s any other fish in this sea I′d rather have on my plater than you.
Just because I FUCKING ordered, doesn′t mean I can′t look at the menu.
Not that there′s any other fish in this sea.

Don′t drink and park, accidents in cars cause population.
Fuck "more the merrier" there′s only one person I need to feel this sinsation.

If you need directions you can take the road that′s down my sleeve,
This time I′m taking you with me, but the cuffs are on you; so good luck trying to leave!

I hope one day I can cross your ocean, without feeling the puncture of your teeth.
Believe me I′d rather drown myself, then knowing you have the power to pull me beneath.

x2
There′s so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe…
You′re only making things worse, you′re only making things worse (I find my self running backwards
every time).

x2
Fuck that I changed my fucking mind
Jesus loves you so I won′t have to.
x2
I hope you sleep softly with this pillow pressed against your face

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All your marsupial annotations,
That you carry around, may ring.
Through their ears,
But to us make no sound.
We never asked you to squat,
On our intricacies of employment.
But honestly the harder you,
Squeeze facilitates the enjoyment.

Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array,
Of punctuations marks at our disposal slashes.
Dashes and dots of various sorts,
Might even meet our proposal.

Hot flashes,
And rashes I′m feeling,
Particularly pretentious;
Your vasomotor disturbances,
Only rev up our engines.

Dialogue all the shit you want!
But make sure to use the biggest font!
The louder you speak the mare they mention.
Bold or undefined this will get your attention!

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Look! he drank straight from the faucet!
HOLY SHIT HE′S FUCKIN LOST IT!
We only enjoy fine sparkling water!
FED SOMETHING ADHESIVE TO YOUR DAUGHTER!

Called me old-fashioned, but I think trains kick ass!
I don′t need hot wheels to get to class!

What the hell is wrong with him!?
HIS HIS HAIRS SO LONG IT NEEDS A TRIM!
I heard he packs a lot in those bloomers,
IT′S PROBABLY TRUE LIKE ALL THE OTHER RUMORS!

You think you′re modern,
But that taste won′t last (It just won′t last)
And everything you own,
Will be (Will be)...
The fucking past. (the fucking past)

Cynicism save me.
Turn me around and march me back up the sidewalk to my
door.
Take me back inside and throw my trench-coat on the
floor.
Lead me back into my bedroom,
And make me put my cloths back on.

Grab the Mag-Lite, get the grappling hook,
Lets fine the bottom of this cave and close the book!

The salt on my lips is an enzyme,
That metabolizes reality,
To fuel these dirty delusions!
You′re leading me to these CONCLUSIONS!
The organs exploding, IN MY TORSO!
Like a series of city blocks,
Giving in to a nuclear blast.

And now my pressure relief valve is activated;
Maybe I should stop holding my breath.
I′ll prove it, Come sit next to me.
Tell me what you do at work;
You half-hearted intimacy.
We′ll be like gay actors,
Over and out,
Having the kind of sex sacrificial virgins,
Fantasize about.

But if I knew your name it would have to be for
charity!
JUST TRY ME! TEST ME! RELEASE ME!

Cynicism reassure me that,
If we only had less clothing and better light.
It would all just be an embarrassing misunderstanding.
The sudden silences, aren′t the crash,
Where lips should be.

If this were a contract i wouldn′t sign.

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YOOOOOOOOO!

Hey it′s your cavalry kids, and we got a new song that yall call the soulja boy.
and by the way, i got me some new BATHING APES!!

[Chorus]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now You)
I′m Jocking On Yo bitch ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I′m Cocking On Your bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 2:]
I′m Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I′ma Pass It To Arab
You Crank it up!
(for sure!)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I′m The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can′t Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don′t Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
DOOOOOOOOO!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Hook:]
Im to freah off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that Hoe
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!
Now watch me do!

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There′s a thing or two about high school that you need to know.
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen.
Watch out for freshmen Friday, the most dangerous day of the week.
You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where your week ends.

Chorus:
Four more years of obeying authority, without question don′t reach super sighted .
There′s only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read, it will be time to celebrate when
its time to graduate.
Whatever you do, don′t you ever bring a roller backpack to school, because douchbage kids will kick
them over.
We don′t see why though they′re really convenient!
If a girl gives you a smile, don′t be deceived she wants you to father her child, and hes probably
not even cute.
The only thing good about high school is their super badass playgrounds, they have the best swings
ever, I once jumped five feet in the air!

Chorus:
Four more years of obeying authority, without question don′t reach super sighted.
There′s only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read, it will be time to celebrate when
its time to graduate.
To think how happy I was before I came, running out of every room I walked in today.
And the most miserable part, is that its only the first day.
If highschool was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine, then maybe high school isn′t
that bad because that′d be the biggest boner killer in history, unless shes hot.

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This sounds like the reaction your girlfriend
makes when you just told her
that you have an STD in bed!

Girl you like a Starbucks you on every block,
Keepin′ me up all night like that caffeine riding on ma cock.
Oh tonight it′s more then money I can feel the romance.
So bend ova, spread yo legs, and watch me dance.

Bitch I′ll pull my jeans below my waist,
And give yo tounge a sour sour taste.
Not of this drink, but of my skeet,
Now watch me alternate my feet.

(Chorus)
You bring the right foot up
Keep the left one down (So watch your back!)
Cross the right foot ova,
Then bring the left one around.

Girl I′m most likely known in your hometown.
Take off yo clothes and lay yo ass down.
Now cock it back, lock and load.
2-step, 2-step while I EXPLODE!
Switch yo motion den reverse
And get ready fo da next verse
′Cause if you got yo ass in a seat
Then get the fuck up and move your feet!

THIS AIN′T A FUCKIN′ BED!
IT′S A MOTHA FUCKIN′ PIT!

You could rock each other later
But in da crowd you finna get hit

So pick up your scrawny legs
Replace your left foot with your right
Just like I bump you under covers
You finna be 2-Steppin′ all night!

(Chorus)

Hardcore 2-Step! (16x)

(Chorus)

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Oh it′s a shame that I have to tape over,
Those elysian smiles I thought I′d keep forever.
I remember it all like it was yesterday...
Forget all, Set it down, hit record.
And back away... My intestines are fastening laces,
Intolerable to fucking untangle.
These vigilant eyes can′t keep off the timekeepers.
Second hand every angle.

What′s keeping you waiting?
Usually out before I open my eyes.
Why did you pick today?
To epilate between your thighs...

Are you waiting for his tongue to come?
And brush against your cleaned trimmed hair?
I hope he knows, that curvilinear gyrating space,
Won′t be the only thing he′ll taste down there.
Stop to think about it.
If we′ve both flooded the same skin...
You′ve tasted me,
I′ve tasted you,
Who knows how many places,
My tongue has been?
My tongue has been...

I left, you stayed, I hoped and prayed.
That these nauseating thoughts weren′t true.
Before we met, I wouldn′t bet,
I would give up nihilism for you!
Nothing ever made sense,
Was I even real?
Took everything wouldn′t touch,
And made me feel (hell yeah! )
I had all my faith in you,
That you would never commit and act of deceit,
To wake up in the ante meridian
Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet.

If it is alright (if it is alright) to conceal the truth,
Then when does the concealment end, and lying begin?
Tell me when? Tell me when? This is a maudlin motion picture.
A theme song in search of a movie,
I′ve got the perfect script to match this tune.
Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon?
Lets not ruin the surprise.

I don′t buy these incredulous denials,
Do you think you′ve found the exit,
To your escape? I really shouldn′t be thinking this way,
It would put my mind at ease,
If I caught your ass on tape.
They′ll be no excuses baby.
I′ll forward this to your friends and family.

Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis,
Lets think things out before we conclude.
Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures,
But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed.

The postmeridian hours that we performed,
Seemed like such a perfunctory routine,
But I can obviously tell by the footage here,
That you′re in love with his machine!
How could you do this to me?
Next time you won′t get out so easily.
Now that I know what I′m up against;
I came prepared.
Bat in hand behind the closest door I painfully stared.
Say "hello" to this bark, in-between your teeth.
Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath.
It took balls to do what you′ve done.
Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun.
And as for you darling, you′re going no where,
It′s kind of hard to move when you′re tied to a chair.

See there′s a twist to this lovely,
For you too see.
What′s hiding in your wardrobe
Isn′t a shopping spree.

*whistle, whistle*
Comes out to stilts supporting the wait of lust,
I always thought you were someone I could always trust.
Now watch this we smacking flesh,
I′m sure you don′t even care.
But with your eyelids sown back to your brows.
This leaves you forced to stare.

With a wire wrapped around his neck,
Tightly tied to a tree,
There he stood on the top of the cliff,
With his inanimate life, above the sea.
He drinks his virulent drink.
And sets himself on fire.

Pulls the trigger though the midair;
Misses his head and snaps the wire.
Now choking and strangling in the water,
His body begins to sink.
Not only did that put out the flames.
But he regurgitated his drink.
This wasn′t the worse thing that could happen... yes it is.
We′re dying slowing again...

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There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you′re feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don′t have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don′t know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can′t get girls when you′re wearing these shorts

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You′ll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

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I′m so iconoclastic; I′M CLASTIC!
I only want you to think I′m fantastic.
I′ll participate in what you believe,
IF YOU GIVE ME THE ATTENTION!
Yeah, yeah that′s the only compensation.
I want to be included in your conversation.

So am I "In" or am I "Out"
WHAT IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT!?
What is that paint brush for?
Are you preparing to draw me? No wait, please don′t!
I am scared, of what I′ll see... I′m not a perfect picture portrait,
But I am working on it!
I′ve been thinking about being cool, I must have to admit.

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds,
But if it wasn′t for you, We wouldn′t have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to chose, Which one I belong to?

It′s a marker! IT′S A SIGN! It′s something we define!
It already exists, BUT YOU HELPED REFINE!
An emblem for all your aesthetic kin, TO RECOGNIZE YOU BY!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers In the clouds,
But if it wasn′t for you, We wouldn′t have all these multiple crowds.
How am I suppose to chose, Which one I belong to?

Obscenity is a crutch for traffic drives.
If you need to use the restroom just ask politely.
I like the way I do it, better than the way your not.
Lifting up the toilet seat was the way I was taught.

It has to be a unanimous determination,
Because one opinion would be a pointless appreciation.

YEAH, SURE THANKS FOR THE INVITATION!
DON′T WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN YOUR CONVERSATION...
IT′S TO LATE! WE′VE OVER THROWN
I TOOK ALL YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR ALL ALONE.

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers In the clouds,
But if it wasn′t for you, We wouldn′t have all these multiple crowds.

@ I Set My Friends On Fire